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Man claims COVID-19 made his penis shrink
Fox News ^ | 1/13/22 | Paul Best

Posted on 01/13/2022 7:36:16 PM PST by MikeSteelBe

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To: Jamestown1630
Wait a minute...I’m slow. Who actually measures his penis, anyway???

Michelle Obama?

81 posted on 01/14/2022 2:02:01 AM PST by Ikeon (Amund abruy was a thief who got caught and a was a general pos. Never talk to THE COPS )
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To: MikeSteelBe

Horrifying!


82 posted on 01/14/2022 2:02:35 AM PST by BRK
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To: MikeSteelBe

Ruh roh raggy


83 posted on 01/14/2022 3:40:15 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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84 posted on 01/14/2022 6:21:10 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Nice!


85 posted on 01/14/2022 6:21:51 AM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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To: MikeSteelBe

Marketing prop for Pfizer’s viagra.


86 posted on 01/14/2022 6:42:48 AM PST by Freedom of Speech Wins
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To: MikeSteelBe

😮


87 posted on 01/14/2022 7:24:34 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: CatHerd

Well, I think it’s all sort of forward of one’s seat, on a bike - like it is on a horse.


88 posted on 01/14/2022 7:10:24 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: JoanSmith

Gosh.

I’m glad I’m not taking this thread as seriously as you appear to be taking it.


89 posted on 01/14/2022 7:14:06 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

I’m sure you’re right.

I’ve never googled it before, but decided to give it a whirl. A search for how do guys ride bikes without hurting their balls yields page after page of results. Long Reddit threads with guys bemoaning their sore bits and giving each other advice. Whole articles in biking magazines about it.

I didn’t read through them all, but the forward of the seat thing you said appeared to be advised, as well as special seats, special underwear, and well, some of it TMI.

So now I know. I would *not* like to be a guy, still. I like them, love them, but would not want to be one. I’m sure they feel the same about us, the normal ones, anyway. And that’s as it should be. Glad to be what we are.

Okay, in woods full of poison ivy when there’s a call of nature, it *would* be nice to be a guy for about 15 seconds ;)


90 posted on 01/15/2022 1:49:17 AM PST by CatHerd (It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.)
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To: CatHerd

I once met a transvestite homosexual. This was long ago, about the time that sex-change operations began to be in the news.

I asked him if he had ever considered that and he said, ‘Oh, no. I love women, but I’d never want to be one!”


91 posted on 01/15/2022 9:23:36 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

That’s how the transvestites were, back then. At least the ones I met. My, how times have changed. It’s got downright confusing!


92 posted on 01/15/2022 9:26:57 PM PST by CatHerd (It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.)
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To: MikeSteelBe

Talk about the lamest excuse for having a tiny winkie.


93 posted on 01/15/2022 9:29:40 PM PST by Fledermaus (I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
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To: CatHerd

Well, I think he had a ‘career interest’ in keeping his ‘stuff’.

But the homosexuals that I knew in those days were always dignified men who didn’t wear it on their sleeves. They were also very interesting people, often very talented.

(Unlike the silly young people today, who seem to think that their entire ‘identity’ is wrapped up in their sexual predilections, and feel the need to advertise it before the whole world.)


94 posted on 01/15/2022 9:32:03 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

Yes, the ones I knew and my friends who were homosexual were the same.

Except for the ones who were theater majors in college. They were quite flamboyant, the ones on the theater faculty even more so. Very witty, very entertaining, and gave great parties. I especially remember one on the faculty who wore a foofy pink wig and called himself PooAnn. He was a riot and everyone adored him. But even they weren’t all hung up about being gay or hi or trans or whatever, they just had fun. They seemed to prefer being part of a counterculture and would have died laughing at the idea of gay marriage.


95 posted on 01/15/2022 9:45:38 PM PST by CatHerd (It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.)
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To: CatHerd

A lot of homosexuals think that the idea of gay ‘marriage’ is a bad one.

They don’t get much press.


96 posted on 01/15/2022 9:47:53 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630; CatHerd

“But the homosexuals that I knew in those days were always dignified men who didn’t wear it on their sleeves. They were also very interesting people, often very talented.”

As the late great Florence King once said:

“Homosexuality once was The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name. Now it never shuts up.”


97 posted on 01/16/2022 5:36:45 PM PST by Pelham (Q is short for quack )
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To: Pelham

LOL! Absolutely true.

Another thing that bothers me today about people who want to make themselves ‘important’ is that MYSTERY was a big part of that, in the past.

But now, everybody splays themselves out for public consumption. This tendency makes things trite and boring.

I think the French have an excellent word for that. Popular culture and the media are turning things that used to be somewhat interesting into things thoroughly *banal*.


98 posted on 01/16/2022 8:50:51 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

I always get a kick out of that Florence King barb. She was maybe the best humorist to grace the pages of National Review. Those who missed reading her missed a gem. There were collections of her columns published as books. Maybe they are still in print.


99 posted on 01/16/2022 9:27:08 PM PST by Pelham (Q is short for quack )
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To: Pelham

I will look into her writings. Thanks.


100 posted on 01/17/2022 7:42:02 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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