Man claims COVID-19 made his penis shrink

Fox News ^ | 1/13/22 | Paul Best

[Viking2002]

Nah. My first wife probably posted some nude selfies.

[CatHerd]

Walking is one thing. Riding a bicycle another. I always wondered about that.

[Rebelbase]

Enlarged hearts and blood clots? You’re crazy.😁

[bethelgrad]

Guess he never heard of shrinkage

[ifinnegan]

You’re joking I assume.

[SaxxonWoods]

Fear of Covid has shrunk a lot of gonads.

[punchamullah]

Part of the depopulation agenda?

[DadOfFive]

A 60 year old man walks into the doctor’s office and says “Doc, I have a question for you. When I was a teenager I could barely push it down with both hands. When I was about 30, I found I could push push it down with just one hand. Now I find I can easily push it down with one finger.”
The doc asks “Well, what’s your question?”
He replies in a bragging tone, “How much dang stronger am I going to get?”

[dayglored]

> The Wu-han schlong effect, no doubt.

Indeed. No excuses needed. :-)

As you may know, Martin is the owner of the Mangled Genitals Ping List. He'll show up here eventually, and always brings a funny and appropriate graphic image with his ping, which is large and unaffected by shrinkage. The image, that is.

[Secret Agent Man]

Funny, liberal women have the same effect on a lot of men.

[Pelham]

lol

[JoanSmith]

Are these patients vaxxed or not? I’ve heard first hand reports that the vaxxes are causing ED problems.

My husband has had delta and omicron but is unvaxxed. He hasn’t had any urology issues. All my pregnant friends are unvaxxed and in marriages with unvaxxed husbands.

Again, is it covid that causes shrinkage, or the vax/vax+covid?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

So Rep. Swalwel is now Rep. Smallweenie?

[reintarnation]

[tired&retired]

“Probably not actually shrunk,...”

But ruined his eyesight!

[Organic Panic]

Uh No. That was a Nancy Pelosi effect.

[Libloather]

Those gradually got better with some medical attention...

[know.your.why]

Idiots got the story backwards. If they’d have reported it an “enhancement” vax side effect...well...wives evrywhere would be pushing their hubs to the vax lines.

[Trillian]

The things they will say to trick people into taking the clot shot.

[equaviator]

If you’re way overweight, it may appear as though you’re also suffering from the dreaded shrink-a-dink.