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Police: Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, some of them missing
Yahoo News ^ | Fri, January 21, | Yahoo News

Posted on 01/21/2022 6:31:04 PM PST by Trillian

DANVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A truck carrying about 100 monkeys was involved in a crash Friday in Pennsylvania, state police said as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle.

The truck carrying the animals crashed with a dump truck in the afternoon in Montour County, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Andrea Pelachick told the Daily Item.

The truck had been on its way to a lab, Pelachick said.

Authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call state police at 570-524-2662.

It was unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: danville; lab; labanimals; monkeys; montourcounty; pennsylvania; primates; sasquatch; simian
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To: Trillian

https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a34850152/mank-organ-grinders-monkey/


21 posted on 01/21/2022 6:41:39 PM PST by algore
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To: Trillian
A better description would help in the search. They were wearing tuxes and top hats, carrying canes...


22 posted on 01/21/2022 6:42:26 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Craftmore
Initiate Splinter Sequence.....
23 posted on 01/21/2022 6:44:27 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: amihow

A truck on its way to a lab.

Sounds like they were on their way to be Faucied.


24 posted on 01/21/2022 6:44:39 PM PST by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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To: Trillian
Daily I see poor reporting with "about" numbers.

Most of the time there is a defined number...dead, injured, hospitalized as examples.

Situations as this, there are known exact numbers.

The driver, shipper, receiver and the manifest know the exact number.

But if the monkeys were from China and twelve (1 dozen for reporting) are missing, that would be a problem...

12 Monkeys.

25 posted on 01/21/2022 6:45:30 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: Trillian

Whaaaat? They allow monkeys to be used in labs? WTF? Don’t tell me: More financing by Dr. Mengele Fauci.


26 posted on 01/21/2022 6:46:10 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: Trillian

Cold out there.


27 posted on 01/21/2022 6:46:33 PM PST by heartwood (Someone has to play devil's advocate.)
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To: Truth29

I bet Fauci is involved.


28 posted on 01/21/2022 6:46:36 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: Nextrush

Or, they were already ‘Fauci’d’ and about to cause another lab leak 💀


29 posted on 01/21/2022 6:47:16 PM PST by Jane Long (What we were told was a “conspiracy theory” in 2020 is now fact. 🙏🏻 Ps 33:12 )
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To: Magnum44

Three of those monkeys are gone, there’s only one left.


30 posted on 01/21/2022 6:47:36 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: Trillian

“Some of them missing”

Just use the old Malaysian monkey trap to catch them.

First, you need a football.


31 posted on 01/21/2022 6:48:12 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: heartwood

-1 deg F tonight.


32 posted on 01/21/2022 6:49:57 PM PST by heartwood (Someone has to play devil's advocate.)
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To: Trillian

Way down in the Congoland
Lived a happy chimpanzee.
She loved a monkey with long tail
(Lordy, how she loved him!)
Each night he would find her there,
Swinging in the cocoanut tree,
And the monkey gay,
At the break of day,
Loved to hear his Chimpie say:

“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
“Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they’d chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Means “Monk, I love but you.”
“Baba, daba, dab,” in monkey talk
Means “Chimp, I love you, too.”
Then the big baboon one night in June,
He married them and very soon,
They went upon their aba, daba honeymoon.

“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
“Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they’d chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Means “Monk, I love but you.”
“Baba, daba, dab,” in monkey talk
Means “Chimp, I love you, too.”
One night they were made man and wife,
And now they cry, “This is the life,”
Since they came from their aba, daba honeymoon.

Well, you should have heard that band
Play upon their wedding day,
Each Chimp and Monkey had nutshells
(Lordy, how they played them)
And now it is ev’ry night,
High up in the cocoanut tree.
It’s the same old thing,
With the same old swing,
When the Monk and Chimpie sing:

“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
“Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they’d chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Means “Monk, I love but you.”
“Baba, daba, dab,” in monkey talk
Means “Chimp, I love you, too.”
Then the big baboon one night in June,
He married them and very soon,
They went upon their aba, daba honeymoon.

“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
“Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they’d chatter away,
All day long there were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their hunky-tonkey way.
“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,”
Means “Monk, I love but you.”
“Baba, daba, dab,” in monkey talk
Means “Chimp, I love you, too.”
One night they were made man and wife,
And now they cry, “This is the life,”
Since they came from their aba, daba honeymoon.


33 posted on 01/21/2022 6:50:22 PM PST by Old Yeller (1776 em all. Let God sort it out.)
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They will learn the ways of sasquatch and survive


34 posted on 01/21/2022 6:54:06 PM PST by campaignPete R-CT (I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go ...)
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To: Trillian

First it’s 12 Monkeys, now it’s 100.


35 posted on 01/21/2022 6:54:24 PM PST by Flick Lives
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To: Trillian

As long as it wasn’t the 12 Monkeys. They are a crazy bunch.


36 posted on 01/21/2022 6:56:42 PM PST by JerseyDvl (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: Old Yeller

Now what’s Hillary gonna do with all those flying monkey suits?


37 posted on 01/21/2022 6:57:13 PM PST by Rodm
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To: Magnum44

Hey, hey!


38 posted on 01/21/2022 6:57:56 PM PST by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: SaveFerris

People say they monkey around....


39 posted on 01/21/2022 6:58:43 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: SaveFerris

40 posted on 01/21/2022 6:58:57 PM PST by moovova
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