I saw a pretty funny meme that I didn’t save the other day:
Interviewer: What’s you greatest weakness?
Interviewee: I would say my weakness is honesty.
Interviewer: I don’t think honesty is a weakness.
Interviewee: I don’t give a $%^$ what you think.
Whenever I get interviewed for a job and they ask what I think my weakness or faults are I say “I care too much” or “I work to hard sometimes.” Stuff like that. The last guy I said that to in an interview just grinned and mumbled that “at least this guy was prepared.” And I’m still working there.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Five years? Hell, I’m already parked in the “Employee of the Month” spot!
What is your weakest attribute?
I hold grudges. Nice family photo, by the way.