Posted on 02/13/2022 10:56:17 AM PST by PROCON
“More and more men are happier off, single. Not necessarily not dating, but remaining single.”
Tried dating a couple years after my divorce and decided it’s not worth it. Just as much as drama and asshattery as being married.
I have come to accept that at 58 I’m too old for a woman’s drama and insecurity so Igot a dog instead.
Perfect list, I love and respect it fully!
a high school boy wrote this.
Don’t cut your hair or get fat or i will take back my class ring.
Big ol’ FU in that general direction.
I’m partial to the last, regarding the coach. It ain’t like camping, it IS like not having a scrouger at your back all night. When I buy a coach, I ALWAYS lie down on it before purchasing. Three cushion sofas are useless for sleeping.
Fake news, that history was probably written by a scorned wife. π
Do you have a two or three cushion sofa?
Thanks for making men sound like goobers.
I hate beer... especially most of the cheap pisswater shit sold in America.
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LOL.
Virtue signal harder. The “male feminists” in the back couldn’t hear you.
Tsk, tsk, sounds like another disobedient wife. π
I use Magarita mix, but then I drink a Corona once in a while, for a beer. Can’t get Dixie around here. Miss those ‘Mississippi River’ nuances in that beer.
I can shift it, but I sure as heck am NOT going to go through all eight gears. My folks’ ‘68 Dodge Dart with three-on-the-tree worked fine. This eight gear nonsense is crazy (CVT automatics even worse!).
“You just havenβt discovered the miracle of bloody mary mix. π”
I was making a casserole and it called for three cans of Rotel tomatoes, drained. I saved the Rotel juice in the fridge and later tasted it. Man, first thing I thought of was how good it would be in a bloody mary!
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“1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down.”
Just don’t ever put it up yourself and you’ll find it’s left up for you.
Hmmm, football must be on my conscious mind. Coach? I meant couch. ... And Aaron Donald is going to have a nasty day today.
There are two theories of understanding women. They are both wrong.
Umm, well about all that. Go make your own sammiches.
Vodka martoonies.
the appropriate response to “beer me” is yes dear
Sorry pass on this. It takes my hand off my beer!
plus it is humor
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