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LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!
Unknown | Random E-Mail | Feb. 13, 2022 | Vanity

Posted on 02/13/2022 10:56:17 AM PST by PROCON

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To: Secret Agent Man

“More and more men are happier off, single. Not necessarily not dating, but remaining single.”

Tried dating a couple years after my divorce and decided it’s not worth it. Just as much as drama and asshattery as being married.

I have come to accept that at 58 I’m too old for a woman’s drama and insecurity so Igot a dog instead.


21 posted on 02/13/2022 11:37:47 AM PST by Qui is (Biden spews and Harris swallows. )
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To: PROCON

Perfect list, I love and respect it fully!


22 posted on 02/13/2022 11:37:53 AM PST by GizzyGirl
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To: PROCON

a high school boy wrote this.
Don’t cut your hair or get fat or i will take back my class ring.
Big ol’ FU in that general direction.


23 posted on 02/13/2022 11:40:07 AM PST by ronniesgal (if more folks would mind their own business the world would be a better place.)
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To: Mouton

I’m partial to the last, regarding the coach. It ain’t like camping, it IS like not having a scrouger at your back all night. When I buy a coach, I ALWAYS lie down on it before purchasing. Three cushion sofas are useless for sleeping.


24 posted on 02/13/2022 11:40:31 AM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: Cecily
Christopher Columbus didn’t make it to his planned destination (India) either.

Fake news, that history was probably written by a scorned wife. 😎

25 posted on 02/13/2022 11:42:46 AM PST by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Tommy Revolts

Do you have a two or three cushion sofa?


26 posted on 02/13/2022 11:43:47 AM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: AAABEST

Thanks for making men sound like goobers.

I hate beer... especially most of the cheap pisswater shit sold in America.

*************

LOL.

Virtue signal harder. The “male feminists” in the back couldn’t hear you.


27 posted on 02/13/2022 11:44:47 AM PST by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: ronniesgal
Big ol’ FU in that general direction.

Tsk, tsk, sounds like another disobedient wife. 😏

28 posted on 02/13/2022 11:45:07 AM PST by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: cuban leaf

I use Magarita mix, but then I drink a Corona once in a while, for a beer. Can’t get Dixie around here. Miss those ‘Mississippi River’ nuances in that beer.


29 posted on 02/13/2022 11:45:50 AM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: datura

I can shift it, but I sure as heck am NOT going to go through all eight gears. My folks’ ‘68 Dodge Dart with three-on-the-tree worked fine. This eight gear nonsense is crazy (CVT automatics even worse!).


30 posted on 02/13/2022 11:47:27 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (β€œ...life is very good without Facebook and that we would live very well without Facebook."-B.LeMaire)
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To: cuban leaf

“You just haven’t discovered the miracle of bloody mary mix. 😁”

I was making a casserole and it called for three cans of Rotel tomatoes, drained. I saved the Rotel juice in the fridge and later tasted it. Man, first thing I thought of was how good it would be in a bloody mary!


31 posted on 02/13/2022 11:47:38 AM PST by avenir
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To: PROCON

This message has been brought to you by MTWNGL - Men That Will Never Get Laid! Keeping celibacy live and kicking!


32 posted on 02/13/2022 11:48:46 AM PST by The MAGA-Deplorian ( 2022 - VOTE THE BUMS OUT β€”β€” ALL OF THEM! RE-ELECT NO ONE!!)
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To: PROCON

“1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down.”

Just don’t ever put it up yourself and you’ll find it’s left up for you.


33 posted on 02/13/2022 11:48:54 AM PST by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: MHGinTN

Hmmm, football must be on my conscious mind. Coach? I meant couch. ... And Aaron Donald is going to have a nasty day today.


34 posted on 02/13/2022 11:49:25 AM PST by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: PROCON

There are two theories of understanding women. They are both wrong.


35 posted on 02/13/2022 11:49:31 AM PST by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: PROCON

Umm, well about all that. Go make your own sammiches.


36 posted on 02/13/2022 11:51:28 AM PST by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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To: Disambiguator

Vodka martoonies.


37 posted on 02/13/2022 11:53:06 AM PST by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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To: PROCON

the appropriate response to “beer me” is yes dear


38 posted on 02/13/2022 11:54:23 AM PST by joshua c (Dump the LEFT. Cable tv, Big tech, national name brands)
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To: datura

Sorry pass on this. It takes my hand off my beer!


39 posted on 02/13/2022 11:55:18 AM PST by The MAGA-Deplorian ( 2022 - VOTE THE BUMS OUT β€”β€” ALL OF THEM! RE-ELECT NO ONE!!)
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To: Grimmy

plus it is humor


40 posted on 02/13/2022 11:57:07 AM PST by joshua c (Dump the LEFT. Cable tv, Big tech, national name brands)
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