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LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!
Unknown | Random E-Mail | Feb. 13, 2022 | Vanity

Posted on 02/13/2022 10:56:17 AM PST by PROCON

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To: Dr. Sivana

That’s an Eaton Fuller 18 speed.


41 posted on 02/13/2022 11:58:35 AM PST by datura (Eventually, the Lord and the Truth will win.)
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To: joshua c
the appropriate response to “beer me” is yes dear

Ah, so you've also taken this handy course.


42 posted on 02/13/2022 11:59:33 AM PST by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: PROCON

yup, i’m not a slave here.


43 posted on 02/13/2022 11:59:58 AM PST by ronniesgal (if more folks would mind their own business the world would be a better place.)
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To: PROCON

1.) The horse comes first. Always


44 posted on 02/13/2022 12:00:24 PM PST by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: Qui is
“More and more men are happier off, single. Not necessarily not dating, but remaining single.” Tried dating a couple years after my divorce and decided it’s not worth it. Just as much as drama and asshattery as being married. I have come to accept that at 58 I’m too old for a woman’s drama and insecurity so I got a dog instead.

If you think a dog is great, you should try a good natured, trained and willing horse. OMG. Even better - a dog and the horse.

45 posted on 02/13/2022 12:04:12 PM PST by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: SkyDancer

Even my sandwiches are better than hers. Ever wonder why the best chefs are men? Men are even better cooks than girls - its beneath them or something


46 posted on 02/13/2022 12:07:34 PM PST by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: PROCON

First number one: when fractions of a csecond count, it doesn’t matter to a guy whether the seat is up or down particularly!


47 posted on 02/13/2022 12:09:59 PM PST by Oscar in Batangas (An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
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To: The MAGA-Deplorian

Precisely


48 posted on 02/13/2022 12:10:24 PM PST by Nifster (I’m see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: KrisKrinkle

Also true

Plus men are lousy aims. Can’t hit that big hole without hitting all sorts of other spots


49 posted on 02/13/2022 12:11:30 PM PST by Nifster (I’m see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Qui is

Well, its a far less dramatic and complicated life. Lots of guys sincerely wish they could have your life.

As Robin Williams put it in the 2009 movie the worlds greatest dad, the worst thing isn’t being alone, its being around people that make you feel all alone.

Congrats and love your dog. Mans best friend is right.


50 posted on 02/13/2022 12:14:41 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: PROCON

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thHWvoYfNyo


51 posted on 02/13/2022 12:18:10 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: datura
That’s an Eaton Fuller 18 speed.

Well, if it has more than one clutch, it would take me a while to figure it out. Maybe I could just drive it in 1st, does that count?
52 posted on 02/13/2022 12:21:12 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (“...life is very good without Facebook and that we would live very well without Facebook."-B.LeMaire)
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To: atc23

What does your mom say about that?


53 posted on 02/13/2022 12:22:04 PM PST by SkyDancer ( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
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According to Al Bundy,

Women understand women, and they hate each other.


54 posted on 02/13/2022 12:24:17 PM PST by AlmaKing
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To: AlmaKing

Remember the Bundy Credo:

Lie when your wife is waking.
Lie when your belly’s aching.
Lie when you know she’s faking.
Lie, sell shoes and lie


55 posted on 02/13/2022 12:26:09 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: datura

Most of the guys on here couldn’t shift it either. You know why.


56 posted on 02/13/2022 12:29:33 PM PST by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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To: AAABEST

Put on a dress and swish around for us.


57 posted on 02/13/2022 12:37:49 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up....)
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To: PROCON
Just a few days ago I described the twilight sky as "mauve." And one of my favorite shirts is "pumpkin."

A large vocabulary is a good thing. It enables one to express oneself with precision.

58 posted on 02/13/2022 12:42:19 PM PST by Angelino97
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To: Cecily

He did call everyone he saw an Indian though!


59 posted on 02/13/2022 12:43:49 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: datura

I took my panties off and still can’t find reverse on that stick.


60 posted on 02/13/2022 12:45:53 PM PST by Rebelbase
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