Of course I read it.
Unnamed Floridian 17 year olds.
But the document that lists your sense of humor doesn’t, apparently, exist.
“Unnamed Floridian 17 year olds”
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Sean Hartman, 17, ice hockey, Canada, suffered from “multiple” health problems “immediately” after the jab including myocarditis and died of a heart attack, 10/24/21, https://theexpose.uk/2021/10/24/teen-dies-heart-attack-after-having-covid-19-vaccine-mandated-by-hockey-team/
8. Daniel Aakervik, 17, cross-country skier, Norway, suffered severe reaction to the shot, 10/11/21, https://www-langrenn-com.translate.goog/et-av-landets-storste-langrennstalenter-slatt-ut-av-covid-19-vaksinen.6421290-1743.html?_x_tr_sl=no&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=nui,sc
9. Berlingieri, 17, soccer, US, diagnosed with heart condition after receiving COVID vaccine father tells Fox and Friends, n/d, https://www.foxnews.com/media/covid-vaccine-heart-condition-17-year-old-father-friends
10. Everest Romney, 17, basketball, US, developed clots in his brain and neck and his father developed over 100 in his lungs 8 days after the Pfizer vaccine, 5/7/21, https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2021/06/22/mother_says_athlete_son_developed_blood_clots_after_covid_vaccine_we_felt_enormous_pressure.html
112. Isaiah Banks, 17, football, GA, passed away on Sunday from a medical issue, 11/7/21,https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/norcross-high-school-mourns-football-player-isaiah-banks-death
113. Nikolas Lawrynas, 17, basketball, FL, died unexpectedly. No cause given, 5/1/21, https://www.nfldraftdiamonds.com/2021/05/nikolas-lawrynas/
114. Donadrian Robinson, 17, football, SC,. Passed away, 8/29/21, https://www.wistv.com/2021/09/04/he-would-love-it-donadrian-robinsons-family-reacts-tribute-wj-keenan-high-school/
115. Unnamed, 17, football, FL, collapsed during practice and died hours later. Citrus High School in Inverness, 9/29/21, https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-high-school-football-player-dies-after-collapsing-during-practice-n1280300
116. Unnamed, 17, soccer, Italy, suffered cardiac arrest while training, 10/9/21, https://www.laprovinciadicomo.it/stories/Cronaca/arresto-cardiaco-in-pista-latleta-di-colverde-e-ancora-grave-salvato-dal-defib_1409337_11/
117. Hoher Hagan, 17, soccer, Germany, collapsed during game had to be resuscitated, 9/28/21, https://www.goettinger-tageblatt.de/Die-Region/Hann-Muenden/Hann.-Muenden-Ersthelfer-retten-17-jaehrigem-Fussballer-das-Leben
118. Unnamed, n/a, soccer, German, had to be resuscitated by an opposing player during a soccer game, 5/30/21, Need source
119. Elly Böttcher, 17, soccer, Germany, from Rostocker FC collapsed unconscious during the away game in Hohen Neuendorf of the Frauen Regionalliga Nordost, n/d, https://freewestmedia.com/2021/11/26/at-least-69-athletes-collapse-in-one-month-many-dead/
120. Miguel Lugo, 17, football, NY, passed away at practice, 3/3/21, https://archive.ph/3SI2p#selection-457.0-457.16
121. Dimitri McKee, 17, football, AL, collapsed and passed away at practice, 8/14/21, https://www.nfldraftdiamonds.com/2021/08/dimitri-mckee/
News stories attributed his death to heatstroke https://www.wbrc.com/2021/08/14/lee-high-school-football-player-dimitri-mckee-dies/
122. Pedro Acosta, 17, ‘Moto3’ World Champion, Spain, collapses while giving a press statement, 11/25/21, https://twitter.com/BBlues50/status/1463779732860846081
123. Juan Manuel Nunez Martin, 17, basketball, Spain, Collapsed and died, 7/10/21, https://lanoticia.digital/espana/muere-juan-manuel-nunez-jugador-base-cab-estepona
124. Logan Luker, 17, rugby, Wales, died suddenly, 11/1/21, https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/news/young-rugby-player-who-gave-his-heart-to-the-game-dies-suddenly-aged-17/ar-AAQekp5
125. Maxim Dubrovolski, 17, soccer, Russia, collapsed and lost consciousness during a game. Died before the ambulance arrived on the scene, 6/26/21, https://www.tellerreport.com/sports/2021-06-27-during-the-lfl-match-in-moscow—a-football-player-died.B1mmORHh_.html
126. Unnamed, 17, soccer, Germany, collapsed during the A 2 regional league game. He suffered cardiac arrest and was resuscitated, 9/30/21, https://www.schwaebische.de/landkreis/landkreis-sigmaringen/bad-saulgau_artikel,-hossircher-spieler-erleidet-herzstillstand-_arid,11417526.html
127. Dylan Rich, 17, soccer, England, FA Youth Cup – player suffered sudden cardiac arrest (double heart attack) on the field and passed away, 9/7/21, https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-58496077