Posted on 03/08/2022 10:19:23 PM PST by BenLurkin
The man was driving a truck when he arrived at the San Ysidro border crossing with Mexico on Feb. 25 and was pulled out for additional inspection, U.S. Customs and Border Protection said in a statement.
Agents found 52 live reptiles tied up in small bags “which were concealed in the man’s jacket, pants pockets, and groin area,” the statement said.
Nine snakes and 43 horned lizards were seized. Some of the species are considered endangered, authorities said.
(Excerpt) Read more at ktla.com ...
all he gotta do is say he got lost when going to the airport- had to walk through the jungle- and didn’t realize they were in his clothes when he boarded=-
No, no, no, too many jokes here, not enough time.......LOL
Imagine Yosemite Sam sayin “ok varmint Hand over that horny toad you’re a hidn in your pants. I hates rabbits”.
He would have likely been more successful if he tried to smuggle crabs in. Many of our illegal alien invaders bring them in. 🙀
TSA always want to grope me for just the one big snake.
Yeah but half of them are guys or, never mind.
Is that 52 lizards in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Typical case of reptile dysfunction.
Sadly, true. My point though, was that I can’t imagine trying to sneak by with 52!
In for an inch, in for a mile.
I suspect Florida residency for some reason.
“...So I’m in the Border Patrol office, wanding this guy down, cause he was lookin kinda nervous, and then I start hearing belching noises, a long string of noises.. and the guy says; “Excuse Me Officer, I didn’t mean to burp. I just ate a bean burrito”.
I said, Oh, that’s okay, but only the ‘burping’ I”m hearing is not coming from your throat, it seems to be coming from the front of you, like below the belt, and from both sides all at once. Either you’re the best ventriloquist in the state of California, or you got some kind of critters in your pockets, now which is it?”
Customs official to the smuggler, Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Man, we’re really slipping. I can’t believe it took until the sixth post for the first snake joke to appear (and it didn’t even refer to Anacondas). That headline was a gimme.
I also notice that we’ve been a little slow on the draw on the posting of “rules” photos, and especially the provision of emergency eye bleach. Next thing you know, people will start reading the articles before posting. Sometimes, I feel like I don’t even know you people anymore…
Lol, agree on all!
LOL. Some idiot would probably believe him too.
Gives new meaning to ‘hornytoad’.
Ever seen a one eared elephant?
Rhino
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