Not yet. You will be, whether you want to be or not.
Cook County Jail is NOT a nice place to be. I know a guard there, and I personally know someone who spent six months in there after being falsely accused of harassing his ex wife during a child custody battle. (He eventually won and has full custody of the children.) The absolute HELL he described that place as being, no one would ever want to spend a single night in there.
If Juicy Smolyet survives, it'll only be because he spent a lot of time on his knees. (Just like Kumala Harris.)
Juicy is gay... isn’t this a little like sentencing a male to jail in a wh*re house.