[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

No foul play. Unintentional. Sad.

Wish he had been with someone who was looking out for him.

[PGR88]

Went missing Oct. 29 - was found nearly 3 months later in a river.

Can you still measure blood alcohol after such a long time in the water?

[humblegunner]

Cool title.
Guess them weasels made you screw it up like that.

Actual title:

Brendan Santo died of accidental drowning, report shows

[Admin Moderator]

Next time try parting the actual title in the title section - not the URL.

[George from New England]

add covid to that for a free funeral

[Repeal The 17th]

Never heard of him.

[TexasGator]

” Ethanol is commonly found in alcohol beverages and is commonly associated with intoxication.”

Commonly?

[Seruzawa]

Kid away from home at first year at college + alcohol = a bad mix.

[House Atreides]

Did he DIE SUDDENLY? 🙀🙀

[BobL]

“Santo, a Grand Valley State University freshman, had a 0.22% “blood ethanol concentration” and a 0.301% “urine ethanol concentration,” the toxicology report shows.”

Impressive, could have qualified for a frat.

[bgill]

That much alcohol before meeting up with friends, huh.

Did they check for a smiley face nearby?

[ETCM]

had a 0.22% “blood ethanol concentration”

You know what else has ethanol? THE JABBB! /tard

[FrdmLvr]

If he had been, they probably would both would have ended up in the Red Cedar.

I hope they don’t put up some kind of fence along the banks of the Red Cedar on campus.

[sima_yi]

Ethanol is commonly found in alcohol beverages...

Ya think?

[ameribbean expat]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiley_face_murder_theory