Aliens 'are abducting humans and living on Earth before invasion', professor claims (It's Friday!)

mirror.co.uk ^ | Alahna Kindred

[RoosterRedux]

FWIW, the general consensus from abductees lately is "whatever they are, they aren't aliens."

"They are more like spiritual beings pretending to be aliens."

[Ann Archy]

April fool,

[BipolarBob]

And they anally probe you with unlubricated instruments. Think about that for awhile.

[jimmygrace]

I somewhat believe him... How do you explain the number of people who can’t tell a woman from a man from a mentally disturbed individual?

[Tired of Taxes]

When I saw the headline, I immediately thought of “They Live.” lol

[kagnew]

Are you sure it isn’t Friday the 13th as well. I know that today is April fools day, but come on.

[TnTnTn]

Oh yeah …has already happened…they are called democrats…or rats for short…

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"... abductions of humans from the planet and utilising mind control"

Now we know what's going on!

[Tommy Revolts]

We have already known this for quite some time.

[Sequoyah101]

Bring it. We may get some intelligent life here.

What I heard though is that they are taste testing.

In the previous wave of alien abductions another species was abducting hoomans to attempt a breeding program but found too many problems and abandoned the idea.

[telescope115]

Aliens land and announce they have deposed the Biden Administration and will take up governing.

*******

At this point in time I say, let’s give them a shot!

[seowulf]

Democrats are pod people. It's the only explanation for what they're doing.

[Vaduz]

He’s partly right aliens are abducting humans we no longer have a border.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Hillary??

[cgbg]

John Mack was the leader of the “aliens are good” school.

Jacobs is the leader of the “aliens are bad” school.

You can’t tell the players without a scorecard.

;-)

[RoosterRedux]

Vy true. Good catch.

[mowowie]

eh....why not?

In Bizzarro World anything is possible and we ARE living in Bizzarro World.

[mowowie]

Is the simulation about to introduce aliens from another world into the matrix?

Why not?

[joethedrummer]

“He has claimed aliens are preparing to take over Earth..”

What? - Did he hack into their internet or phone system? Was he listening in on their strategic planning meetings?

[RoosterRedux]

In a way, he did hack their comms. He did regressive hypnosis on so-called “alien” abductees for many, many years.