[Loyalist]

Get back up there, fellas, and keep slapping until she retires.

[RummyChick]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10676121/Will-Smith-poured-concrete-room-slapped-Chris-Rock-says-Oscars-producer-Packer.html

[2banana]

That slap had mucho benefits.

[rktman]

Was she wishing it had been her that got “B” slapped? At least Rock can be funny at times. “Lamy”, not so much.

[allendale]

Amy Schumer is grooming her son to be a pervert. she will soon be signed by Disney.

[rrrod]

lol!

[FlingWingFlyer]

She should spend some of that time cuddled up with her shrink. LOL.

[dforest]

Looks like Daily Mail had to scoot over some of their ..ahem..mystifying Ukraine coverage to make room for this important breaking news. I guess the Markles have been moved off the front page.

[ladyjane]

What is it with adults claiming to be traumatized by something they see on television? Grow up!

[Candor7]

Amy Schumer needs to be drafted into the USMC.

[laweeks]

She’s in bed with a 2 year old?????

[joshua c]

translate: no job offers so pretend to take a vacation

[Red Badger]

ME! ME! ME! LOOK AT ME! ME! ME!......................

[ClearCase_guy]

The slap was a mistake. Of course, there can be differences of opinion (I suppose) and people could say it was justified or else it was a mistake. Whatever.

But people like Schumer seem traumatized -- traumatized -- by a slap that someone else experienced.

Such extreme sensitivity in a an adult is distressing. This should not be psychologically crippling to anyone. Except, perhaps, Will Smith, who may have ruined his career and feel consumed with regret. But Schumer has no reason to be psychologically crippled.

[mowowie]

get well my sweetie..

[adorno]

I get traumatized every time I see her face or hear about her.

She sort of reminds me of Chuck Schumer. Both are very traumatizing figures.

The yuck factor is through the roof with them.

[FreedomPoster]

TPI NOT WWP

[OttawaFreeper]

Imagine someone like Bette Davis or Dinah Shore or Betty Grable or Ginger Rogers or other actresses of that time doing something like that in the midst of World War II because they were traumatized? They did things like USO tours and served soldiers at the Hollywood Canteen.

[Beowulf9]

“...Amy Schumer alludes to taking a ‘month’ break...
“”

When I first read it I thought it said ‘mouth’ break.

Oh well. Too bad 😕

[Wilderness Conservative]

What are these mutants going to do when they are running for their lives?

[Yo-Yo]

What's the REAL reason why you're laying low for a while, Amy?

Amy Schumer Turns Oscars Monologue Into A Roast With Incest Jokes and Leonardo DiCaprio Burns

By Liz Kocan @lizburrito Mar 27, 2022 at 9:05pm

When Oscars co-host Amy Schumer took the stage for her solo monologue at tonight’s ceremony, she was full of self-deprecation, starting out by saying, “I’m Amy Schumer, or as they know me in Hollywood, ‘Melissa McCarthy said no.'” But she didn’t just tell jokes at her own expense. Schumer was then given the floor on her own to discuss the evening’s nominees, and spared no feelings in a hilarious monologue where she called out the nominated actors, directors, and films.

As she scanned the room, she pointed out the evening’s attendees and congratulating them for their work. “During a raging pandemic, you made a movie, give yourselves a hand, that’s incredible, you did it!” she told those in the audience. “And yet…they weren’t all great. A lot of them were pretty hard to understand, you know who you are, I didn’t see many… any of of them. I didn’t see them. I have a toddler so I just watched Encanto 190 times.” (Same, girl.)

“Inspirational, isn’t it? After years of Hollywood ignoring womens’ stories, we finally got a movie about the incredible Williams’ sisters’…dad,” she deadpanned, before rolling into a joke about the night’s hottest couples. “Will, Jada, what a beautiful couple. We’re honoring a lot of couples here tonight, actually. Jada and Will Smith. Penelope and Javier Bardem. Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal. A night for lovers!” Schumer joked as the camera held on the Gyllenhaal… siblings.

Schumer saved some of her best jokes for Adam McKay’s Don’t Look Up, saying, “Don’t Look Up is nominated. I guess the Academy members don’t look up… reviews.” (McKay seemed fully on-board with the jokes at his film’s expense as the camera panned to him.) Mentioning the film’s star Leonardo DiCaprio, she said, “Leonardo DiCaprio, what can I even say about him? He’s done so much to fight climate change and leave behind a cleaner greener planet… For his girlfriends.” (It was a solid joke, but seems not to actually be that original, unfortunately.)

Schumer also took a swing at Aaron Sorkin’s Being The Ricardos, the Nicole Kidman-Javier Bardem film about Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. “Aaron Sorkin: a genius! Truly, right? I mean, the innovation to make a movie about Lucille Ball without even a moment that’s funny? Not your fault, Nicole,” Schumer said to Kidman, who was laughing in the audience. make it funny…” she started, adding, “If you’re Aaron Sorkin, how do you make a movie about the most iconic female comedian, not one laugh. It’s brilliant! It’s like making a biopic about Michael Jordan and just showing the bus trips between games.”

Next time, maybe Sorkin can call Amy to punch up his scripts.