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Report: Perfect Parking Spot Right Up Front! UPDATE: Gah Friggin Motorcycle
The Babylon Bee ^ | April 28, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/29/2022 9:07:42 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: Red Badger

Fair enough lol


41 posted on 04/29/2022 10:48:48 AM PDT by Fai Mao
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To: Afterguard

Hmmm, I got all the way to you post not realizing this was The Bee.


42 posted on 04/29/2022 11:00:23 AM PDT by null and void (Replace No Bail with Mo' Jail. The certainty, not the possibility, of punishment keeps 'em in line.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Left the store, got back in my car, and started it. Just then I received a phone call. While I’m talking someone honks at me to get me to leave my spot quicker, so now I have to sit here until we’re both dead.


43 posted on 04/29/2022 11:05:39 AM PDT by 10mm
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To: Fido969

True, but it’s a reminder that you’re doing the work of the lazy bastid who left it there in the first place.


44 posted on 04/29/2022 11:07:51 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Afterguard

I had a guy walk up to me once and say, “Why did you put your bike there?” I was in a car spot. I said to him, “Next time I’ll drive my car and put it there. Would that help?”

Either way you have to use a parking spot.


45 posted on 04/29/2022 11:22:02 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: Seruzawa

Good point!

I had this happen to me last Saturday! I don’t recall it happening before - thought it was an empty space....

At least they had two bikes parked in the spot!

I’m guessing drivers would be even more mad if all of those spots up front are designed and mandated for bikes. Hmm. First the handicapped people came for my parking spot and I did nothing. Then the electric car people came for my parking spot and I did nothing....


46 posted on 04/29/2022 11:29:03 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: 21twelve

People don’t get so mad about bike parking spots because they are small. And a lot of people think that bikes are more economical than cars. Fools!


47 posted on 04/29/2022 11:31:28 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: JimRed

My 81 Rabbit disappears in most parking lots. Cars are behemoths now. Trucks even bigger!


48 posted on 04/29/2022 11:39:23 AM PDT by refermech
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To: moovova

This. Always looking for that end spot, hug the curb at the island in the parking lot, etc.


49 posted on 04/29/2022 11:39:47 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“I’ve got nothing against handicapped people, if it weren’t for them I’d never find a parking spot.” - Gallagher


50 posted on 04/29/2022 11:42:12 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They left off the obligatory conclusion:

Scientists were unable to exclude all possible explanations, and caution that more research is needed to confirm their findings. The authors of the study are seeking additional grant money to investigate further.


51 posted on 04/29/2022 1:16:47 PM PDT by unlearner (Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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To: rlmorel

That last looks like a car worthy of strangling Isadora Duncan...


52 posted on 04/29/2022 1:38:28 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

Hahahahahaha...I have never heard that exclamation of praise before!

But dadgumit...is that one sexy vehicle, or what?


53 posted on 04/29/2022 2:00:49 PM PDT by rlmorel (Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
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To: rlmorel

It’s hard to tell what it is.

The story put out at the time indicated that Isadora died when a Bugatti broke her neck. But people say it was actually an Amilcar.

I wasn’t there...


54 posted on 04/29/2022 2:15:04 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: 10mm

“sit here until we’re both dead”

Very good, nicely done.


55 posted on 04/29/2022 3:13:43 PM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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To: Viking2002

Sorry to hear that Viking. In Florida we have multitudes of close by H parking that goes virtually unused. Weird. Take care V.


56 posted on 04/29/2022 3:16:01 PM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Smart Carts... er.. Cars.
57 posted on 04/29/2022 3:21:29 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They should make special parking for fat people like handicapped spots. Call them FP spots at the furthest end of the lot so they can walk off a few pounds.


58 posted on 04/30/2022 4:17:43 AM PDT by shoff (Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
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To: rlmorel

Very interesting story. You definitely had some interesting “family”.

I had a friend that had a 70’s XKE in British Racing Green. Probably not kept up as well as your uncle’s, but still, a very nice car.. He had s heart attack and passed in his 50’s. To this day, when I see the occasional Jag like that...I think of the guy. I also wonder what happened to his car!


59 posted on 05/02/2022 1:52:42 PM PDT by moovova
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To: moovova

Man, just looking at that car makes my heart beat faster with automobile lust! Same feeling I get when I see a mint 1966 Pontiac GTO, droptop or hardtop!


60 posted on 05/02/2022 1:56:05 PM PDT by rlmorel (Democrats running things is termite infestation, and the exterminator won't be here for 3 years.)
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