Officer “not too bright” to put it in the vernacular.
Hey Ossifer, why do signs around gas pumps say turn off engine? Cuz a spark might ignite gas or fumes to go boom. What happens when you fire electric taser at a guy pumping gas? Now you know the rest of the story, Ossifer.
This guy is even dumber than the genius who tried to mow down the Amish guys horse with his cruiser..Gotta be likker involved someplace.