[EEGator]

In the Southside of Chicago no less.
At 0200 hours.
When it’s -10 degrees.

[Billthedrill]

The assailants were used to it, coming as they do from the frigid, ice-covered steppes of Nigeria...

[Telepathic Intruder]

Yup, sounds more credible all the time. And the two black guys who claimed to be hired by Juicy need to be charged with perjury then, as well as the camera that recorded them there.

[marktwain]

On the South Side of Chicago,

In the Coldest part of town,

If you go down there, you better just beware;

Of a man called ?Jussie Smollet?

With apologies to LeRoy Brown.