A strike by squeegee workers threatens to end driver distraction and force people to wash their own windows. The main issue is said to be working conditions. “We are forced to stand around in all kinds of weather and fight with heavy traffic, all for minimum wage and no benefits. No other profession has to face these intolerable conditions,” said Ima Goofball, the head of the Amalgamated Nuisance Workers of America.
“If Americans want to see us loitering near left turn lanes again, they will need to dig a bit deeper, and welcome us into their personal space even though we serve no obvious purpose in an age where most vehicles have wipers and fluid.”
The union of those guys with the big signs outside used car lots gave their full support.