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Man kills friend thinking he summoned Bigfoot to eat him: Affidavit
washingtonexaminer.com ^ | July 14, 2022 | Luke Gentile

Posted on 07/17/2022 2:48:13 PM PDT by lowbridge

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1 posted on 07/17/2022 2:48:13 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

Oklahoma! Sounds more like a Florida Man kind of story.


2 posted on 07/17/2022 2:49:12 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: lowbridge

Don’t eat the mushrooms.


3 posted on 07/17/2022 2:49:45 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: lowbridge

So self-defense then.


4 posted on 07/17/2022 2:50:32 PM PDT by Rio
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To: lowbridge

Are there Sasquatch along the Canadian River shores?
The ghosts of Pretty Boy Floyd?
Not to worry, Sasquatch is likely vegan.


5 posted on 07/17/2022 2:52:46 PM PDT by LeoWindhorse
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To: lowbridge
But hey! Drugs are a victimless crime!

6 posted on 07/17/2022 2:54:08 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: Rinnwald

Please be specific, which mushrooms?


7 posted on 07/17/2022 2:54:32 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: Fungi

Sure as hell wasn’t portobello!

CC


8 posted on 07/17/2022 2:57:58 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: lowbridge

Never, ever go fishing with a Democrat.


9 posted on 07/17/2022 3:00:38 PM PDT by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: Celtic Conservative
Correcct, the genus Agaricus has no hallucinogenic varieties.
10 posted on 07/17/2022 3:01:49 PM PDT by Fungi
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Goony goo goo Gus!


11 posted on 07/17/2022 3:06:05 PM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: lowbridge

What the hell was he supposed to do, let Bigfoot come and kill him?


12 posted on 07/17/2022 3:06:12 PM PDT by Ken H (Trump /DeSantis)
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To: lowbridge

When will the Vogons get here?


13 posted on 07/17/2022 3:08:25 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐Public hangings will wake 'em up.⭐⭐)
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To: dsrtsage
Goony goo goo Gus!

Ha! Eddie Murphy ref.

14 posted on 07/17/2022 3:09:53 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐Public hangings will wake 'em up.⭐⭐)
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To: lowbridge

I’d love to see the look on the jury members faces when Bigfoot is called as a surprise witness.


15 posted on 07/17/2022 3:17:26 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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What the hell was he supposed to do, let Bigfoot come and kill him?

Exactly, you’ve got to act fast when your friend sics Bigfoot on you.

16 posted on 07/17/2022 3:17:57 PM PDT by noiseman (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: lowbridge
Sounds like Meth paranoia to me.

I have read of many similar cases, just substitute demons/aliens for bigfoot...

17 posted on 07/17/2022 3:23:18 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: lowbridge

It’s illegal to get Bigfoot to kill your friends. That guy deserved a good talking to.


18 posted on 07/17/2022 3:23:30 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Colt1851Navy

Why not? They make for good bait.


19 posted on 07/17/2022 3:26:22 PM PDT by lowbridge ( )
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To: LeoWindhorse

“Not to worry, Sasquatch is likely vegan.”

Nope. Neither are the Dogmen.


20 posted on 07/17/2022 3:28:45 PM PDT by dljordan
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