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To: 230FMJ
Who could have known that Cpl. Klinger would be today’s Model Soldier!

Nope. Even he is insufficiently woke for today.

From the MASH episode Inga.

Klinger: I hope my attire doesn't shock you, Doctor.

Inga: No, not at all.

Klinger: The outward trappings of my unfortunate insanity. To tell you the truth,I don't belong here. If two doctors will sign a form, I'll be able to go home. And so far,I've got all but both of them.

Inga: You know,I may be able to help you.

Klinger: Oh, you can? You mean it?

Inga: Yeah, well, I have a colleague in Copenhagen who does sex-change operations.

Klinger: Yeah? What's that?

Inga: Well, you would finally be transformed into a woman. It's very sophisticated surgery,but, uh, it's possible.

Klinger: You mean, somebody-- You mean, take a knife and--and--

Inga: -Yeah.

Klinger: -They're crazier than I am!


8 posted on 07/19/2022 4:58:51 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference of the Devil...-Churchill)
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To: KarlInOhio

...And so far,I’ve got all but both of them...
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lol


10 posted on 07/19/2022 5:01:27 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: KarlInOhio

By golly, you’re right!


16 posted on 07/19/2022 8:14:53 AM PDT by 230FMJ (...from my cold,them to be. dead, fingers.)
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