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Ricky Revolutionary, R.I.P. (Barf alert)
National Review ^ | August 14th 2022 | Kevin D Williamson

Posted on 08/14/2022 7:46:51 AM PDT by Ennis85

Ricky Shiffer thought he was Ricky Revolutionary. Now, he’s Ricky Rigor Mortis, who died as he lived on social media: pointlessly, fruitlessly, and stupidly.

Shiffer is the nincompoop who, enraged by the spectacle of . . . a law-enforcement agency serving a lawful warrant . . . attacked the FBI office in Cincinnati — as everybody knows, the True and Hidden Occult Capital of the Satanic Deep State is somewhere in Cincinnati — Thursday with a rifle and a nail gun. If his posts on Donald Trump’s social-media service are any indicator, he planned the assault poorly, and doesn’t seem to have quite understood how bulletproof glass works. (The general idea is that it is bulletproof.) Afterward, he led the feds on a mad scamper through Ohio and then engaged in a desultory shootout with them, at which point his life came to an abrupt and appropriate end. Say this for Ricky Revolutionary: At least he had the courage of his idiotic convictions. You can’t say as much for the people who make a comfortable living manipulating misfits like him. Take Charlie Kirk, the young radio host and TPUSA entrepreneur who insists that the FBI’s warrant-service at Mar-a-Lago was nothing short of “a military operation against a political dissident.” Kirk’s followers take this message seriously: “There’s no time for politics, we are at war,” one representative response declared.

This is standard Republican stuff right now: Florida governor Ron DeSantis insisted that the FBI was enabling the “weaponization of federal agencies against the Regime’s political opponents” — that capital-R “Regime” is telling — while Marco Rubio promised that those who use the government to “persecute political opponents” will, if he has his way, “face investigation and prosecution” by their political opponents, and he went on to describe the search as something we’d expect from “3rd world Marxist dictatorships.” Poor Marco Rubio — the senator from U.S. Sugar got out-boobed in 2016 and has vowed never to let it happen again.

Upon hearing the news from Cincinnati, Kirk, who argues that we are engaged in a literal war — “military operation,” etc. — declared that the Left is trying to manipulate radical rightists into doing something stupid and violent. Of course, these sad misfits are being manipulated and exploited — mainly by demagogues such as Charlie Kirk, whose po-faced protestations of peaceability are inconsistent with their account of the facts of the case, i.e., that this is war. This isn’t war. Ricky Revolutionary wasn’t Crispus Attucks. January 6 wasn’t the Boston Massacre. And Charlie Kirk isn’t Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, no matter how many times he calls himself a “dissident” between commercial breaks on his nationally syndicated radio program. In totalitarian societies, you find dissidents wasting away in labor camps, not stopping into the first-class lounge on their way to the next speaking engagement.

We are at a peculiar moment in history when “You support the regime!” is an indictment hurled at conservatives by people who think of themselves as conservatives. Supporting the regime — with qualifications, with the knowledge that it is not synonymous with the current administration or its policies, and with “conversation so nicely / Restricted to What Precisely / and If and Perhaps and But” — is pretty much what conservatives do: Keeping irresponsible radicals well away from the levers of political power is part of the conservative mandate. Which is what makes it so damned peculiar to see these callow little men citing Edmund Burke as the animating spirit of their reconstituted Jacobinism. Whatever it is to dream of storming some new Bastille and manning ranks of literal or metaphorical guillotines, it isn’t conservatism. What is happening on the right is a kind of reverse ménage à trois, a three-way divorce in which conservatives are going one way, rightist revolutionaries are going another way, and a few Republican true-believers are pretending that this is just a bump in the road of an otherwise healthy relationship, trying to convince the other two to keep it together for the sake of the kids.

One of the oldest conservative insights is that “out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing was ever made” — that, because organizations are made of people, any organization that achieves any real power (the FBI, the Catholic Church, the New York Times, the United Fruit Company) will be vulnerable to corruption by that power. To the immature, adolescent mind, that is an invitation to nihilism, foot-stamping, and outrage — there is no puritan like a teenaged puritan. To the mature mind — which is what the conservative mind is supposed to be — it is an unnecessary reminder: that man exists in a fallen state, that reform is an endless project, that imperfection has to be expected, that utopia literally means “no place,” that “the Church must be forever building, and always decaying, and always being restored.”

The United States has real problems, and its federal government has some urgent ones. The United States is not the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany, we are not building concentration camps, and there is no civil war here except in the warped minds of a few such as Ricky Revolutionary. Some of those cynical operators who would have you believe otherwise are people whose chosen profession is lying for money. It is part of the duty of the citizen to liberate himself from selfish childish things, to sober up, and to act like a human being worthy of the freedom he enjoys. Or you could attack the FBI field office in Cincinnati with a nail gun — a futile and stupid gesture if ever there were one — and see how that works out for you, our beloved revolutionary comrade. ¡Viva la revolución!


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: corruption; creepstate; deepstate; fbi; nationalrepuke; policestate; rickyshiffer; singlepartystate; trump
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1 posted on 08/14/2022 7:46:51 AM PDT by Ennis85
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Well, he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed....


2 posted on 08/14/2022 7:47:47 AM PDT by quikstrike98
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To: Ennis85

FOAD Williamson. FOAD.


3 posted on 08/14/2022 7:50:35 AM PDT by TTFlyer (Lenin: that by the infliction of terror, a well-organized minority can conquer a nation.)
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He and that idiot who committed suicide today in DC should have called themselve Ricky Kamikaze. Idiots.


4 posted on 08/14/2022 7:52:04 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The House is supposed to represent the people, not the friggin' Federal government. )
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To: Ennis85

Boy they are scared


5 posted on 08/14/2022 7:54:57 AM PDT by McGavin999 (To shut down the border tell the administration the cartel is smuggling Ivermectin )
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6 posted on 08/14/2022 7:55:59 AM PDT by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Ennis85

Some of those cynical operators who would have you believe otherwise are people whose chosen profession is lying for money.
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Kevin D Williamson is one of them.


7 posted on 08/14/2022 8:02:13 AM PDT by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Ennis85

However he was a man who died for what he believed. Doubt any of the globalist editors at National Review would risk their privlidged lives for anything or anyone.


8 posted on 08/14/2022 8:02:21 AM PDT by allendale
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Does Matt Drudge now also own National Review?????


9 posted on 08/14/2022 8:03:32 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

Big taxes and big handouts national review.


10 posted on 08/14/2022 8:04:57 AM PDT by Carry me back (Cut the feds by 90%)
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To: allendale

Submitted for your consideration: John Brown had well more than one person assisting him in his raid on Harper’s Ferry. He had months of planning. He had external financial support. And he still got his ass kicked, his mission to incite a slave revolt failed, and he hanged. This won’t dissuade some of those out there, but I would suggest, don’t be a John Brown. The national tipping point is not yet. I’m heading out for a nice restaurant and a museum today. Better than getting one’s ass shot off for no gain.


11 posted on 08/14/2022 8:05:47 AM PDT by quikstrike98
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To: Ennis85

Good riddance to bad rubbish.


12 posted on 08/14/2022 8:11:35 AM PDT by reintarnation
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To: All
FU Kevin!
13 posted on 08/14/2022 8:11:53 AM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: Ennis85
another fictional F-BI anti-hero joins Paddock,(the only man to shoot up a crowd after being dead for hours) and "Ashley Babbit", the Unkown Martyr

All a person needs to do to join them is post some angry anti-globalist puffery on Facebook, or make a serious attempt at challenging election results

14 posted on 08/14/2022 8:13:50 AM PDT by KTM rider (, or how Ambassador Stevens was killed because he was about to testify before the UN council )
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To: quikstrike98

Or anywhere else for that matter


15 posted on 08/14/2022 8:17:44 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: TTFlyer

So you want people to get in skirmishes against the govt so they have a reason for all out war?


16 posted on 08/14/2022 8:19:22 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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“Ricky Revolutionary wasn’t Crispus Attucks.”

No. Ashli Babbit is.

Something wrong with Kevin Williamson, but we knew that.


17 posted on 08/14/2022 8:36:25 AM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Nifster

Thanks for demonstrating how clueless Normie can be.


18 posted on 08/14/2022 10:08:08 AM PDT by TTFlyer (Lenin: that by the infliction of terror, a well-organized minority can conquer a nation.)
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To: Ennis85

National Review, R.I.P


19 posted on 08/14/2022 11:36:04 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: Ennis85

Ricky wasn’t just a delusional revolutionary wannabe; he was potentially the opening salvo in the media’s hoped for second Civil War story that would reverse the midterm’s outcome, but he proved too inept. So much so that it’s near impossible not to conclude that it was all a setup imagined by the party of slavery. Sort of like the whitmer “kidnapping.”


20 posted on 08/14/2022 12:24:38 PM PDT by DPMD ( )
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