Since they’re present in all 67 counties, I’ll probably eventually see one while mowing my lawn, in which circumstance, I will promptly leave the lawn mower and go back in the damn house.
You sound smart. But there is a better way:
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/08/26/man-intentionally-hit-alligator-with-lawn-mower-destroyed-active-nest-wildlife-officials-say/
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