Hillary Clinton reveals she and Bill once accidentally left daughter Chelsea in the Kremlin

New York Post ^ | 9/7/2022 | Nika Shakhnazarova

[Seruzawa]

The most disgusting thing here is that craven toadying lickspittle, Fallon.

[SuperLuminal]

Poor Bill had a good reason for wanting to leave her behind...Somewhere...

He left her where her father could find her...

[CAluvdubya]

The other day she said (bragged) that she changed to pant suits because she was tired of paparazzi trying to get sexy photos of her knickers (being the sex goddess that she is).

Oh good grief, now she’s identifying as Melania!

Ain’t nobody ever, not never, thought of taking sexy photos of Hillary. Not even pervert Bill!

[AnthonySoprano]

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Bill lost the Nuclear codes.

Why weren’t the FBi raiding Clinton and getting FISAs over his private island with Epstein?

Why weren’t they concerned he was Compromised?

If you apply the Trump standard, nothing makes sense.

Their devices weren’t encrypted, Hillary was using an IPad from Best Buy in China. Same with Huma. Huma had Classified Docs in plain sight strewn across her front seat of a publicly parked car.

[CAluvdubya]

Just want to say I knew this thread would have the best, most imaginative, and funniest responses. FReepers didn’t disappoint!

[mass55th]

"Was this before or after she dodged sniper fire getting off a plane?"

If it was a State visit to Russia, then we know Chelsea got left behind before Hillary ran for the U.S. Senate from New York, and pandered to the voters by claiming she was a life-long Yankee fan. Another great lie, like when she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, who hadn't even climbed Mt. Everest until 1953.

[Verginius Rufus]

"Their daughter."

So Hillary is claiming that Bill Clinton is Chelsea's father.

[Old Yeller]

Right. As if the secret service wasn’t watching them.

[subterfuge]

They tried to ‘Joe Dirt’ poor Chelsea.

[plain talk]

“Philosophical equivalent of leaving Jesus in the temple.”

Interesting analogy. I could see Bill and Hillary returning to find Chelsea surrounded by former commies as she taught the Russians about triangulation politics.

[bobbo666]

They never got her back. Pod person.

[Still Thinking]

And she says “Where did you think I would be?”

[grey_whiskers]

HOME ALONE: LOST IN MOSCOW

[hinckley buzzard]

Yep. Good call. There is no shortage of “advisors” willing to help her come across as more human, after her debacle in 2016.

[skeeter]

Hillary makes putting lipstick on a pig child’s play.

[gitmo]

No wonder it takes a village to raise a kid, if you are terrible parents.

BINGO.

[clearcarbon]

"Hillary Clinton reveals she and Bill once accidentally left daughter Chelsea in the Kremlin"

It all felt so natural!

[DownInFlames]

I’m thinking the worse time for those 2 is when the truth about Monica came out with the blue dress.