Screw the USDA. They’ve got drones and satellites. Let the commie bastards find your garden themselves.
Wisconsin can cash-crop Hemp again, as we did in previous wars! We’ll be rich, Rich, RICH, I tells ya!
But it will all be seized by Mother Government for ‘parachute rope’ or some such thing, and we’ll never see a dime. ;)
Don’t forget 10% for The Big Guy! *SPIT*