Breaking news: 100% of the ballots to be counted from UHaul trucks at 2am are Democrats.
After the voting precincts “close and finish counting” late tonight our team needs to party outside every building—and make sure that no “mystery” trucks and vans show up.
One of the dirty Rat tricks is to say that counting is over, get the Republican poll watchers out of the building, and then roll in the “extra” ballots after midnight.
“Breaking news: 100% of the ballots to be counted from UHaul trucks at 2am are Democrats.”
HAHA!