Want a kitten? Sure. He was solid black, destroyed a lot of stuff, then ran away.
Oh well...
All of my cats were born outdoors. When we moved in there were 2 cats, Sooty and Smoky, brother and sister, that had kittens. We fed them but Sooty never let us pet him. As they had kittens, we caught them and spayed & neutered them, except for Smudge who had her 2 boys before being spayed. All of them sleep indoors but only 3 are allowed out.
We asked for help from several cat organizations, mostly we received insults.
Must be the one I found near Fort Benning. Named him Boo, and taught him to sit up and beg for cheese. One day six months later a woman came by my front porch and said, "That's my cat." She called him by whatever name she had given her missing cat, but Boo just sat there. Tried it again. He moved behind me and sat back down. So I turned and said, "Boo, sit up!" and he sat up and begged. She went away. I went in the house and got some cheese. When we moved back up north, he ran away.