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To: Red Badger

That’s no way to die. I want to get caught in the gears of a combine or get my nuts cutoff by a laplander.....


16 posted on 11/15/2022 11:00:10 AM PST by Hyman Roth
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To: Hyman Roth
That’s no way to die. I want to get caught in the gears of a combine or get my nuts cutoff by a laplander.....

Or go like Bird Fidrych:

"Fidrych, the 1976 American League Rookie of the Year, suffocated when his clothes got tangled in the truck’s power takeoff shaft."

52 posted on 11/15/2022 11:48:37 AM PST by KevinB (Word for the day: "kakistocracy" - a society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens)
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To: Hyman Roth

A Laplander only cut your nuts off if you’re messing with his daughter. Are you saying you’re messing with a Laplander’s daughter?


56 posted on 11/15/2022 11:55:54 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (If you're not part of the solution, you're just scumming up the bottom of the beaker!)
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To: Hyman Roth

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.🤭


78 posted on 11/15/2022 1:22:41 PM PST by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first, we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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