“I dream of living in the Swiss Alps, devoid of “Shisty Pooh” type people...”
Too late. Gangs of them get dropped off by bus at every road pull out, scenic view pull out, restaurant parking lot, and tourist destinations to harass and scam people or try selling
some cheap junk through pressure tactics.
Yep, I can attest to that having been in Switzerland a few months ago.
Beautiful country, though.