I don’t watch TV anymore except on very rare occasions of which beauty pageants are not included.
I’m all good with looking at beautiful women in beautiful dresses and swimsuits but listening to most of their responses to the judges questions makes my head hurt, my body cringe, and for some strange reason, causes me to feel an overwhelming sense of embarrassment for them.
“Everything was going so well for ‘Miss (name of parade/county fair/city/county/state/country)’ and I was sure she would win the crown, but then she opened her mouth and spoke. Now she works the Drive-thu window at the local Dairy Queen where the only thing she is required to say is: ‘Welcome to Dairy Queen. May I take your order?’”