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1 posted on 02/01/2023 9:04:48 AM PST by DFG
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Probably tasted like raw chicken


2 posted on 02/01/2023 9:06:09 AM PST by srmanuel (t)
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That’s not something you see every day


3 posted on 02/01/2023 9:06:30 AM PST by PGR88 (, )
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EEEEWWWW!!!!......................


4 posted on 02/01/2023 9:07:00 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: DFG

He went Full Ozzy.


5 posted on 02/01/2023 9:07:23 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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ILLEGAL??


6 posted on 02/01/2023 9:07:37 AM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: DFG

Ozzy, that you?


7 posted on 02/01/2023 9:07:50 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: DFG

Hmm. I wonder whether drugs and booze were involved.

Or maybe he just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.


8 posted on 02/01/2023 9:07:55 AM PST by FlyingEagle
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Definitely a “Florida man”.


10 posted on 02/01/2023 9:10:48 AM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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Why would this be a crime in a state where they’re trying to eradicate pythons?


11 posted on 02/01/2023 9:19:28 AM PST by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
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Kevin Justin Mayorga, 22, is accused of sinking his teeth into the snake after he got into an argument with a woman...

If only Adam had thought of that.

13 posted on 02/01/2023 9:28:34 AM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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She wouldn’t chew on his so he bit hers off.


14 posted on 02/01/2023 9:28:42 AM PST by Quentin Quarantino
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The relationship between Mayorga and the woman wasn’t immediately known.

***********

I guess you could say its been severed.

15 posted on 02/01/2023 9:28:57 AM PST by Starboard
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Florida Man Fights Florida Woman; Bites Off Head of Florida Snake
16 posted on 02/01/2023 9:33:46 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Once you get people to believe that a plural pronoun is singular, they'll believe anything - nicollo)
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“Chewed off” would likely be a more nearly correct term. “Bite” implies it was a single action. I doubt even Richard Kiel (Jaws in “The Spy Who Loved Me”) could “bite” off the head of even a juvenile python. But screw accuracy, “bite” made a more tantalizing headline.


18 posted on 02/01/2023 4:44:39 PM PST by Paal Gulli
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