Neanderthals lived in groups big enough to eat giant elephants

Science ^ | February 1, 2023 | Andrew Curry

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

But did they have Elephant Burger Helper?

[PIF]

Clovis peoples also hunted and ate elephants ...

[Yo-Yo]

You have to be QUICK at FR

[Bob434]

[[We need new headline writers!]]

Will

Super large Neanderthal groups ate everything on their plates no matter how large the portions because they wuz like, you know, super hungry

work?

[NWFree]

Libtards have been killing republicans for a long time

[woodbutcher1963]

So easy a cave man could do it

[Billthedrill]

Oh, man, roast elephant, elephant burgers, elephant casserole, elephant kebabs, elephant ravioli, elephant sausages, night after night... I’d go extinct too.

[Red Badger]

Giant elephants?

Are there any other kind?...............

[irishjuggler]

“So those huge ribs on The Flintstones were no comic exaggeration.”

LOL. My thoughts immediately went to Fred Flintstone’s rib dinners, as well.

[sauropod]

‘Round here, we call that “Superbowl Sunday”

[Palio di Siena]

In Alabama the Tuscaloosa
But that’s irrelephant.

Apologies to Groucho Marx.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Actually yes.

Or at least there used to be.

On the island of Cyprus there used to be a elephant that was about six feet tall. While not miniature it was not exactly giant.

[freedumb2003]

Well, you can’t eat them one sandwich at a time now, can you?

[heavy metal]

republicants...

[Red Badger]

I’m 5’9”.

Anything bigger than me is GIANT!...............

[Yo-Yo]

So easy a cave man could do it

[ganeemead]

Two pieces of good news wrt theNeanderthal:

He is extinct and we are not related to him other than via similar design

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am 5’ 1” (and a fraction) cry me a river. :)

[SunkenCiv]

Wrong again, Ted.

[Red Badger]

All my relatives are 6 foot or better.

How the heck did I get the short gene?....................