[lee martell]

Bad idea to send a “Tasmainian Chicken” to an old man already in poor health.
I am assuming the guilty bird was neutralized by wringing his feathery neck, plucked, washed and roasted with garlic and tarragon. This can be served at the old man’s Wake or memorial

[Albion Wilde]

I am assuming the guilty bird was neutralized by wringing his feathery neck

"It's the kill cone for you, rooster boy!"