The pie-eater supposedly assaulted his angry roommate by dumping 2 large glasses of water on him to cool him off.
The pie-eater is lucky he didn’t get his ass kicked, he would have deserved it.
OP chose to post such without the meat of the story that matches the title.
Things are getting weird when you are better off having dessert with a ticked off Florida Man than dinner with a Mississippi Woman.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4132829/posts