First-world problems in Third-world America...
Honestly, he does have a point. “Boneless wings” implies that they’re bone-less wings, not chicken nuggets. About time we had a lawsuit like this one, I say.
And they need to cut it out with calling wings “traditional wings.” That’s just stupid. They’re “wings.”
Or they would be called de-boned wings.
This has been another Useless Fact.
It doesn't surprise me that these so called boneless wings were processed chicken nuggets, you don't go there for the food unless they've improved it markedly since I've last been.
They serve both traditional bone-in wings and boneless. Sounds like this guy can’t read.
Don’t tell anyone but Hooters babes will de-bone your plate of wings right at the table. Shhh...
Man, you can’t eat wings without teething and tonguing the meat off the wing bones and eating the cartridge. What’s gone wrong with this neo pussy culture?
“Unbeknownst to plaintiff and other consumers, the products are not wings at all, but instead, slices of chicken breast meat deep-fried like wings.”
The horror. Hopefully through therapy he can piece his life back together.
CM wangs. MR ducks.
Didn’t someone testify before a state legislature about this some years ago? Iirc Nebraska but I could be wrong.
Wait til he finds out they’re not really from buffaloes either.
Butterflies are free, though!
Next the dude will sue the White House for having an East Wing and a West Wing and not being able to fly.
EC
An old service buddy of mine took me to Wings franchise one day, it was the place that him and his daughter ate every other Wednesday while “bonding” after work.
I’m sorry, it was freaking gross and then my stew burner mentality forced me to go look into the back area... and they had a room with about 30 pump bottles (gallon sized) full of the different sauces.
So... they Deep Fat Fry your fabricated boneless wings and take the order over to one of the pump bottles and squirt some chemistry on it and charge 10 bucks... I just couldn’t believe it and gave my buddy so much s*** after that I don’t think he’s ever been back.