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Biden Assures Americans Their Bank Deposits Are Safe In Ukraine
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 03/15/2023 5:12:53 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid the monumental collapse of several banks over the last few days and broader fears that the banking system is no longer safe, President Biden made a statement to assure Americans that all their bank deposits are perfectly safe in Ukraine.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: truth
Probably closer to the truth than is comfortable.
1 posted on 03/15/2023 5:12:53 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: Tench_Coxe

When I wince at a reading...I check...Yes...the BEE is abuzzing.


2 posted on 03/15/2023 5:17:10 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Tench_Coxe

LOL.. In pain.


3 posted on 03/15/2023 5:17:27 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: Tench_Coxe

This headline could be sooooo true in real life. In fact, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see it over the next week.


4 posted on 03/15/2023 5:30:34 AM PDT by Bishop_Malachi (Liberal Socialism - A philosophy which advocates spreading a low standard of living equally.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

5 posted on 03/15/2023 6:11:50 AM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Tench_Coxe

I think the headline should read “Biden assures Americans HIS bank deposits are safe in Ukraine”


6 posted on 03/15/2023 6:25:00 AM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: Tench_Coxe

The drooling turnip left out that his illegal cash accounts are safe in China.


7 posted on 03/15/2023 6:34:47 AM PDT by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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To: Newtoidaho

More likely biden’s stash is in a Delaware bank that will never go under.


8 posted on 03/15/2023 6:38:24 AM PDT by Texas resident (Who is running our country?)
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To: Tench_Coxe

PLEASE DON’T GIVE BRANDON ANY MORE IDEAS!


9 posted on 03/15/2023 7:06:24 AM PDT by S. D. Waters (My life is an open book, but it's badly written and I die at the end)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Don’t be foolish, there’s no money in Ukraine. It’s all offshore or laundered back to DC.


10 posted on 03/15/2023 7:49:05 AM PDT by hardspunned (Former DC GOP globalist stooge)
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To: Travis McGee

You forgot to add somebodies college loan to the list.


11 posted on 03/15/2023 8:15:10 AM PDT by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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To: Tench_Coxe

Biden to tax billionaires after bailing dem out for bad esg investments over and above fdic max using midde class tax dollars.


12 posted on 03/15/2023 8:37:49 AM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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