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What is 'Shopping Cart Theory'? The test can tell if you are a good or a bad person
Meaww ^ | 6/17*21 | Anusha J

Posted on 03/22/2023 5:42:49 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants

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To: steve86

Doesn’t matter. I don’t even need to provide such a veneer of an argument to point out the flaw in this scenario. All I need to do is say four words: “I don’t believe that”, and their assertion is proven false.


201 posted on 03/22/2023 12:49:06 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: I-ambush

“There is an art to the shopping cart return: you must stand at the end of the cart return area and push the cart so it nests perfectly with the other carts in the rack.”

It is fun to shoot in the cart from ten or fifteen feet away and get a bowling strike!


202 posted on 03/22/2023 12:49:34 PM PDT by steve86 (Numquam accusatus, numquam ad curiam ibit, numquam ad carcerem™)
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To: Albion Wilde

Their carts are in better shape, too. The cart wranglers tend to damage them when they take in 40-50 at a time.


203 posted on 03/22/2023 12:58:27 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (It's science and therefore cannot be questioned!)
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To: dfwgator

The real question in this thread is — who still ‘rides’ the cart to the car? Our Sam’s Club is on a slight hill, I have ridden the cart a good 200 ft when the wind is right.


204 posted on 03/22/2023 1:03:53 PM PDT by StAnDeliver (Tanned, rested, and ready.)
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To: steve86

I’m pretty sure. 😏


205 posted on 03/22/2023 1:13:11 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

It all depends on the store and the circumstances.

If possible, I take it to one of the corrals. I don’t have a car, so I’ve sometimes had to skip doing so in order to catch a bus. But I always try to make sure it’s out of the way and not going anywhere.

The other day, I did cross a busy road to pull an abandoned one out of said road. Its front wheels were off the curb, and the wheels weren’t locked, so I felt it was a Christian’s duty to get it out of the way.


206 posted on 03/22/2023 3:31:20 PM PDT by Faith Presses On (Willing to die for Christ, if it's His will--politics should prepare people for the Gospel)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Where I live in Texas almost everyone, I’d estimate over 99%, return shopping carts they have used to the store’s cart corral. And I and I suspect many others, will return the rare wayward cart someone else has left loose. Do you have any idea how much damage a wayward cart can do to a person or vehicle in Texas winds? Not too long ago I saw three or four carts together blown backwards out of the corral. Forty mph winds will do that. Yep, I got out of my car and wedged the carts safely in place.


207 posted on 03/22/2023 3:45:39 PM PDT by Cincinnatus.45-70 (What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)
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To: Colorado Doug
Just like self checkout, you are not helping anybody

Wrong. I help myself with self-checkout. I'm faster and more accurate than the people at the registers. Also, I usually don't have to wait in a long line.

208 posted on 03/22/2023 4:24:30 PM PDT by GingisK
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To: Qwapisking
Another BS metric to judge people by

Ah, I take it you don't do that.

209 posted on 03/22/2023 4:26:00 PM PDT by GingisK
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To: Qwapisking
So YOU are one of those people who just leave shopping carts wherever, expecting that OTHER people will take care of it for you. Go ahead and quote "health issues" as an excuse to just leave the cart wherever. But somehow they managed to get into the store with the cart and shopped around.

They were healthy enough for all that but not healthy enough to walk a few extra steps to put the cart into the corral.

OK then!


210 posted on 03/22/2023 4:31:12 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (4,942,927 Truth | 87,539,833 Twitter)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Some stores do not have any or enough shopping cart corrals.
That is why the carts end up in the planters.
It is not you are not a good person it is the company is cheap and they know the carts will end up in the planters or an empty parking space.

The customer is trying to send a message to the store owners!


211 posted on 03/22/2023 7:30:55 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

The people who invent those Walmart carts in China could demonstrate that they are good people too, by inventing a cart that does not get inseparably stuck (without cart surgery) in the next cart in front of or behind it.

212 posted on 03/22/2023 7:39:33 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Blood of Tyrants

We are cart returners - 100%. If I’m ever made king I will declare not returning the cart to be a felony, punishable by 500 hours of community service in the local Wally World parking lot.


213 posted on 03/22/2023 7:41:13 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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