Maybe he’s one of these guys. From a later thread:
“A self-proclaimed “time traveler,” who warned of an alien invasion, claims that said extraterrestrials have — wait for it — arrived on Earth yesterday and abducted 8,000 earthlings.”
So there’s about a one in a million chance.
The aliens ate him—and got so violently ill that they have abandoned all plans to invade the planet, the solar system and in fact have fled the galaxy!