Now THAT is a great Florida Man story. I give that an “A-”. To get a solid A we would have needed another twist, or some alcohol. But the idea of Florida Man doing something illegal but not horrific, and making creative but chuckle-headed solutions that only make a bad situation worse for the funnier, is the essence of Florida Man.
Naw, that is at best a solid "C."
I hate "grade inflation."
Having him be completely naked, with one eyebrow shaved off, would rate him a "B."
To deserve an "A," he'd have to also be smeared in crap, and locked in an "intimate embrace" with a large animal (say a Great Dane) from which he was unable to extricate himself.
Extra points if alligators are somehow involved.
Regards,