In case of emergency eat this.
Now it’s performance art.
OMG, how ever will they replace it?
So if I duct taped a banana to a wall, and call it art, I could get $120,000 for it? People nowadays have rubbish for taste.
Take it as a compliment that the art was appealing.
Monty Python did it years ago!
Worth? Unless someone paid $120k for it, it’s just a banana. Replace it for a buck.
Sure. See something that doesn’t belong to you and you want it, then just take it.
Geez.
Crap art. Just buy another banana and tape it to the wall. The art piece is worth $1.
That is total BULLSH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In 3-4 days, that banana would have been black and rotting...
It ain’t art.
Because if I could do the same thing, it ain’t art.
The entire article sounds like the Babylon Bee. At the end of the article:
“The Italian creator of the [banana] artwork also was behind the gold toilet offered to the White House on loan by New York City’s prestigious Guggenheim Museum.
The museum rejected a request to display Van Gogh’s 1888 “Landscape With Snow” work in the residence and proposed the toilet instead.
I bet he was singing:
Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today.
Day-o, day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Daylight come and we want go home
Work all night on a drink of rum
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Stack banana ‘til the morning come
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day
(Daylight come and we want go home)
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day-o, day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Songwriters: William Attaway, Irving Burgie. For non-commercial use only.
Te same people that whine about “food deserts” tape bananas to walls and charge $120k?
Well, when you are hungry, you are hungry.
As one so-called artist said about 60 years ago...”Any thing I SPIT is art!”
I’m glad he enjoyed it. It wasn’t art. It wasn’t worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, any more than monkeys splattering paint on canvas can be called the production of art.
I think the jury’s verdict will be “Oh well”.
It was a banana duct-taped to a wall.
Tape another one to the wall.
fixed