A Surprising Animal Is Running Wild Over Hawaii

GiantFreakinRobot ^ | 27MAY23 | TeeJay Small

[himno hero]

Try no chicken fingers by Jimmy Lewis

[dennisw]

I would say eat them, but maybe they are too tough and stringy.

[TexasM1A]

They have been over running kauai since iniki>
This is not a new thing.

[Jamestown1630]

Aren’t YOU made out of meat?

:-)

[I-ambush]

Stopping Super Chicken?
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

[atomic_dog]

Interesting. Last Sunday I was coming home from church and saw a chicken walking down a major thoroughfare in San Jose, CA.

[Macho MAGA Man]

(On Guam feral chickens are everywhere.)

At least the Chickens there are light enough not to cause Guam to tip over.

[gitmo]

Super Chicken song

[The Antiyuppie]

When I was there in the early 90’s, I asked a local why people didn’t hunt and eat them. I was told that they didn’t taste good.

[Perseverando]

mongoose problem also

When I was on Oahu many years ago I heard about the mongoose problem.

The story goes that originally there was a rat problem on Oahu introduced from rats stowed away onboard ships. So to get rid of the rat problem which was out of control someone came up with the bright idea of introducing mongooses to Oahu. Unfortunately, they failed to do their homework.

If I remember correctly, rats are primarily nocturnal and mongooses are daylight creatures. Hence the two species often fail to meet, so both have continued to flourish on Oahu.

[Boogieman]

Reminds me of a short story (part of a longer novel) about a "super chicken":

The Cock, The Angel, and The Eagle

[llevrok]

CALLLLLL FOR SUPER CHICKEN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAGOMOnI0-8

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Okay, one time deal, only available for a short time. Exchange all the Kauai chickens for all the chicken RINOs in Federal and State governments. One way trip only. All the edible chickens will be used for food.

[woodbutcher1963]

I have Polaroid pictures of Waikiki my dad took in 1944. They were doing drills on the beach. Pulling cannons with horses.
There was nothing on beach back then except the Royal Hawaiian Hotel.

[metmom]

Allow unlimited harvesting of them by the locals.

[piasa]

Polynesian settlers centuries ago, as far back as 1,000 AD. So, given these chickens’ long-standing relationship with the native land, why is this problem arising now? Because now the Islands aren't run by Pilynesian warriors, they are governed largely by pussified males and women, descendents of colonizing illegal immigrants?

[Nervous Tick]

>> Aren’t YOU made out of meat?

Yeah, and LOL.
The Creator gave me a brain and thumbs so I could make weapons to subdue hungry carnivores.

[BigFreakinToad]

unless they have evolved force shields or armor, think a bullet will do the trick. Perhaps mutant cane toads should be loosed on them

[rlmorel]

BFL

[gundog]

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