This is even worse than "a first world problem" as only in America could this even be a problem and only in the US would we put the government in charge of making it worse.
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To: gnarledmaw
Allow unlimited harvesting of them by the locals.
35 posted on
05/31/2023 10:04:37 AM PDT by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
To: gnarledmaw
Polynesian settlers centuries ago, as far back as 1,000 AD. So, given these chickens’ long-standing relationship with the native land, why is this problem arising now? Because now the Islands aren't run by Pilynesian warriors, they are governed largely by pussified males and women, descendents of colonizing illegal immigrants?
36 posted on
05/31/2023 10:09:29 AM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: gnarledmaw
unless they have evolved force shields or armor, think a bullet will do the trick. Perhaps mutant cane toads should be loosed on them
38 posted on
05/31/2023 10:19:45 AM PDT by
BigFreakinToad
(Biden whispered "Don't Jump")
To: gnarledmaw
39 posted on
05/31/2023 10:24:47 AM PDT by
rlmorel
("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
To: gnarledmaw
This is even worse than "a first world problem" as only in America could this even be a problem and only in the US would we put the government in charge of making it worse.One of my staff is a naturalized citizen who came from Cuba. Subject of Alligators came up and I asked her if they had many in Cuba (not sure if they had caymans instead, or what not). She laughed and said, “No, there are some protected by the government, but they are, how do you say - food? So not many to find in the wild.”
To: gnarledmaw
comment in a Chinese restaurant—— “That wasn’t chicken”””.
43 posted on
05/31/2023 10:36:23 AM PDT by
Exit148
To: gnarledmaw
Easy fix is to just offer a bounty for each chicken. They will be rounded up pronto. $5 a chicken dead or alive and every chicken on that island will be caught in month.
To: gnarledmaw
Chickens…..pigs…..goats…..cats…..
51 posted on
05/31/2023 11:14:27 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: gnarledmaw
Put a pair of foxes on that island and the problem will disappear in a few weeks.
54 posted on
05/31/2023 11:16:24 AM PDT by
CFW
(old and retired)
To: gnarledmaw
Hi.
Come to The Tampa Bay area. Everything from peacocks, alligators and parrots. Snakes, iguanas and walking catfish.
Then go to Ybor and get a dose of the roosters on your leg. Nasty little suckers will leave a mark.
Sometimes you just gotta have fried chicken.
5.56mm
56 posted on
05/31/2023 11:18:15 AM PDT by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
To: gnarledmaw
When I lived in HI in the mid-’90s, the story was that the chickens became feral because of Hurricane Iniki in ‘92. They all got loose, procreated, and now they’re everywhere.
58 posted on
05/31/2023 11:21:39 AM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(Joe Biden is to elections as Lance Armstrong is to cycling.)
To: gnarledmaw
But can they stand up to the vicious chicken of Bristol?
69 posted on
05/31/2023 1:31:22 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
To: gnarledmaw
They are certainly quite beautiful to look at.
And they shop at Walmart:
72 posted on
05/31/2023 2:05:10 PM PDT by
Albion Wilde
(“There is no good government at all & none possible.”--Mark Twain)
To: gnarledmaw
So you can just pick one off with Yer Gamo and toss it on the grill? That’s about an $8 savings.
73 posted on
05/31/2023 2:05:18 PM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: gnarledmaw
Key West has had a feral chicken issue for as long as I can remember, and I have been going there every year since 1992.
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