“So where’s the barf alert?”
(This is mandatory, it’s Helen Thomas!)
Helen Thomas....
The late Don Imus was reporting on the news item that Saddam Hussein had to have sex with his mistress the exact same way every time or he couldn’t do it. Hussein had to have Viagra (still rather new then) and always begin with a recording of Frank Sinatra singing Strangers in the Night.
Imus said: “I think we should cut the guy a break and find out about his mistress. Maybe he’s working with a woman who looks like Helen Thomas’s older sister.”