Miss DeGroot : You know, Mr. Bundy, I’ve worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement 3 years ago. Do you know why I stayed?
Al Bundy : You learned to eat books?
Al’s monolog at the end of his encounter with Miss DeGroot is one of my favorite TV scenes. “And the fact that I haven’t put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!”