23 seconds lol!
Loved that episode!
You laugh, but in 1978, when I worked at the Multnomah County Library Extension (the place where they had their print shop and bindery, bookmobile garage, etc.), there was a guy on the staff who actually did drive around the city and try to recover library property. As far as I knew, that was all he did. I don’t think they paid him very much, though.