Posted on 06/19/2023 3:15:33 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Two young novices at the convent had to do penance for bad behavior, and the Mother Superior said, “Go and paint the last room down the corridor-ceiling, walls, and woodwork, and if there is a single spot of paint on your vestments when you’re done, it will be the end of you at this convent!”
The girls went to do as they were told, and decided the best thing was to lock the door, strip down, and put their vestments safely under the drop cloths till they were done.
When they were nearly finished, there was a knock at the door: “Blind man, could you let me in, please?”
“What are we going to do? We’re stark naked!”
“Let him in and act nonchalant. He’s blind, he’ll never know”.
And so they let him in.
“Oh, excuse me, I didn’t realize it was Casual Friday. Where do you want me to put the blinds?”
I put you in tomorrow’s news, with attribution. Good one.
Was in college when SNL started.
Saturday night parties would come to halt and TVs would turn on when SNL came on!
Fun times!
He should have sued her and the gym for this blatant bigoted violation 9f the americans with disabilities act and demanded federal criminal prosecution for both too
Reminds me of a logic class in college. Where a man had to enter a lady’s shower to tend to an injured woman.
So he yells to the women to close their eyes as he walks through.
“EXCUSE me what the hell are YOU looking at?”.
I mumbled something like “oh nothing”
= = =
Oh, excuse me, I was thinking how I have to get my dog spayed.
The erection gave him away?
Women who go to the gym and set up a camera to catch men ogling them, so they can do an outraged rant, is a TikTok kind of challenge. And very quickly men have learned to ignore such women, and the women are upset at being invisible.
They do not get “views”, “upvotes”, and “likes” when they are ignored. In turn, the men don’t look at them, don’t speak to them, and don’t volunteer to ‘spot’ them when they lift weights. And this makes them madder and madder.
And it’s not just the ugly guys ignoring them, the handsome guys who they wouldn’t mind interacting with also ignore them.
Thats true. My grandmother …great lived to be in her 90s. I only clearly remember her once as a young adult. She always wore ankle length dresses and a Bonnet outside.
She also wouldn’t look men in the eyes when she talked to them. (Part of that I’ve heard my great grandfather was abusive to her—some family say not so much but they are a minority. He died around 1980 and she did in the mid-90s).
I’m a chick who’s had PT twice.
On busy days, because some of the equipment was close together, I could understand why people of both sexes would find it hard to find somewhere to look, other than the ceiling, that wouldn’t offend someone.
How I handled it: wore loose clothing and paid attention to what I was doing.
I hope the blind gentleman sues the crap out of that gym.
BTW, Mr. Addison, if women can sue for an event that took place years in the past, so can guys.
Have at it.
I'm probably in a few YouTube influencer videos as "guy in the background vigorously scratching his ass."
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