Madonna Intubated in ICU After Being Found Unresponsive in NYC

New York Post ^ | June 28, 2023 | Andrew Court

[nickcarraway]

Madonna has been rushed to a New York City hospital after being found unresponsive, Page Six has exclusively revealed.

The pop icon, 64, was discovered at a residence on Saturday before being admitted to the ICU where she was intubated overnight.

Madonna’s longtime manager, Guy Oseary, shared on Instagram Wednesday that his client had “developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several-day stay in the ICU.” The “Vogue” crooner is now out of the intensive care unit and recovering in a regular ward of the unidentified hospital.

[nickcarraway]

Smart lady.

[nickcarraway]

The doctor said: Cherish her while you can, she may not Live to Tell.

[zeestephen]

I cannot get a straight answer on Bing or Google about Madonna's Covid Vax status.

Apparently, she made some controversial (more like skeptical) comments a few months after the Vax came out.

She was over 60, I think, so she would have been eligible.

A few months later she went coy on the issue, and said that getting it, or not getting it, are both controversial, so she was not going to disclose her status.

[Tax-chick]

Best wishes for her recovery.

[Macho MAGA Man]

She’s now the ‘Bacterial Girl’.

[A strike]

Very clearly the word is out that the FedGov OsamaCare hospital ventilator protocol kills.

[dfwgator]

She’s now the ‘Bacterial Girl’.

That ship sailed a long time ago.

[Tom Tetroxide]

Does the Kabbalah have anything to do with the Ka’aba in Mecca by any chance? Is there any way I can grab a cab to the Ka’abah and Kabalah before getting Chinese takeout?

[nickcarraway]

Interesting, Let us know if you find something.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Do they have some kind of Amber Alert to notify the people Madonna has slept with when she has a new VD?"

Maybe the CDC could reinstitute the COVID-19 Contact Tracing protocols :-)

[Tom Tetroxide]

I hear, “Like a Surgeon,” playing in the background.

[nickcarraway]

No, the Kabbalah is Jewish mysticism.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Sounds like sepsis or meningitis.

[NorthMountain]

Nina Burleigh offered to give Bill Clinton a lewinsky as a thank-you for “keeping abortion legal”.

[nickcarraway]

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon (Official HD Video)

[Tom Tetroxide]

Madonna suggested it as an idea for a parody of her hit song to him.

[zeestephen]

I also found one link where she said she had tested positive for Covid antibodies.

My instincts say she made a bet on natural immunity and did not get Vaxxed in 2021.

I do not see any other Madonna-Covid comments after 2021.

[silent_jonny]

Do they have some kind of Amber Alert to notify the people Madonna has slept with when she has a new VD?

Like the Bat Signal. Only instead of a bat it would be ... well ... something else.

"$*#%, I gotta get tested again."

[tinamina]

Satan needs her here a little longer?

[Tell It Right]

I don't think I can trust any news about Madonna now that we can't get an update from Norm MacDonald. LOL