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Man looks into firework tube before it explodes in his face, Illinois cops say
Yahoo ^ | 3 July 2023 | Mike Stunson

Posted on 07/04/2023 7:38:15 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

A man was left unconscious when a firework exploded in his face, Illinois cops say.

The Lake County Sheriff’s Office said the 58-year-old man purchased “commercially rated fireworks” before a gathering Sunday, July 2, in Cary.

He was detonating the fireworks outside a home, but one did not discharge as expected, the sheriff’s office said. The man was looking into the firework tube when it ignited, exploding in his face, police said.

The explosion caused major injuries to the man’s head, authorities said. Deputies found him “in and out of consciousness” and he was taken to a hospital, where he was listed in critical condition, police said.

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Impaired? Illinois man might just live to tell.
1 posted on 07/04/2023 7:38:15 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Is he related to algore?


2 posted on 07/04/2023 7:40:15 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Hold muh beer…


3 posted on 07/04/2023 7:40:45 AM PDT by silverleaf (It's not propaganda just because you disagree with it. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Algore in his brilliant early days:


4 posted on 07/04/2023 7:41:52 AM PDT by NautiNurse (Don't be obtuse)
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To: BenLurkin

GMTA!


5 posted on 07/04/2023 7:42:31 AM PDT by NautiNurse (Don't be obtuse)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Please let the record reflect that this WAS NOT Florida man.

Happy 4th.....be safe in all you do.

Regards, V_TWIN


6 posted on 07/04/2023 7:44:19 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

7 posted on 07/04/2023 7:45:06 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: V_TWIN

The thread is worthless without video 😏


8 posted on 07/04/2023 7:45:37 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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So, I suppose the Roadrunner got away then?
9 posted on 07/04/2023 7:45:41 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
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To: silverleaf

The beer holder probably took a moment to chug it before trying to help the victim.


10 posted on 07/04/2023 7:46:06 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: DUMBGRUNT

commercially rated fireworks, outside his home


11 posted on 07/04/2023 7:46:39 AM PDT by Buffalo Bob
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Praying for him and his family. Trying to celebrate and have fun. Sad.


12 posted on 07/04/2023 7:47:10 AM PDT by Nashcash
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To: BenLurkin

Same mother, different brother?


13 posted on 07/04/2023 7:47:59 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: NautiNurse

GMTA!
Be careful with that phrase.

So do dummies.


14 posted on 07/04/2023 7:49:56 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

PSA: The Three Stooges and Looney Tunes are entertainment, not instructional videos.


15 posted on 07/04/2023 7:50:04 AM PDT by Dahoser (I finally figured out what to call him: Fakephonyfraudident Biden.)
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To: KarlInOhio

He’ll end up suing the Acme Fireworks Company for millions.


16 posted on 07/04/2023 7:50:58 AM PDT by bigbob (Q)
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To: KarlInOhio

—”So, I suppose the Roadrunner got away then?”

The Roadrunner set him up!


17 posted on 07/04/2023 7:51:06 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: Nashcash

The individual will be fortunate to have kept his eyesight, if he manages to regain mental function at all.

I would suggest, alcohol may have been involved.


18 posted on 07/04/2023 7:51:47 AM PDT by alloysteel (Take back the rainbow. Its use by LGBTQ is cultural misappropriation.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

If all he got was knocked out, he got off very lucky.

On my parent’s acreage, I threw a lighter into our garbage burn barrel and nothing was happening, so I looked into it. At that moment, the lighter ignited in my face and I was left completely blind for a couple of minutes.


19 posted on 07/04/2023 7:52:20 AM PDT by Jonty30 (If liberals were truth tellers, they'd call themselves literals. )
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To: V_TWIN

The rest of the country is jealous at the durability of Florida man.


20 posted on 07/04/2023 7:53:20 AM PDT by Jonty30 (If liberals were truth tellers, they'd call themselves literals. )
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