NASA asks for help studying Uranus and Neptune as it prepares to capture new images

ABC News ^ | August 18, 2023 | Mary Kekatos

[Clay Moore]

“They changed the name from Uranus to end that stupid joke once and for all.

“What’d they change it to?”

“Urectum.”

[silent majority rising]

I vote this response #1.

[EvilCapitalist]

Why don’t they ask Mayor Pete for help?

[Disambiguator]

There is a reason only one planet uses a variation of its Greek name, and all the rest are Roman names.

[Qwapisking]

so...you survived childhood without a bike helmet? we can tell. not a bad thing at all. me too. or maybe three. I really don’t remember.

[Qwapisking]

so...is the GI plan to probe uranus? sounds questionable butt who knows what will come out of it.

[null and void]

OK, I posted this for the sophomoric humor that I know will follow.

No $#!+? That's why I'm here!

[Bounced2X]

so...you survived childhood without a bike helmet? we can tell. not a bad thing at all. me too. or maybe three. I really don’t remember.

If they needed to they just hit me in the head again and everything became clearer...I think. ;O)

[dsrtsage]

I heard they have a covert mission to wipe out any klingons lingering about Uranus

[PLMerite]

[NASA asks for help studying Uranus...]

Jim ‘Wash Out’ Pfaffenbach:

“It’s my eyes. I’ve got walleye-vision.”

Pete ‘Dead Meat’ Thompson:

“Isn’t there something that can be done?”

Jim ‘Wash Out’ Pfaffenbach:

“Well, there’s a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they’ve got to go in through the rectum. Ain’t no man going to take that route with me!”

[crusty old prospector]

The mission will be lead by Captain Dingleberry.

[Adder]

https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/anuses

Not mine but maybe ur...

[Qwapisking]

now THAT could be a very hairy mission and the paperwork after everything comes out? fagoutaboutit! maybe mayor Pete could look into it. he has experience looking into these things.

[crusty old prospector]

An oldie but a goodie.

Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work

[deks]

related video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

[crusty old prospector]

Ah, the 80’s. Anyone celebrity could make a comedy song and rake in the dough. “King Tut, Take Off”, etc.

[SuperLuminal]

Rigid qualifications include:

1. Must have completed a second grade education;
2. Must have been raised in a fatherless family;
3. Must be transgender, homosexual, and have a minimum body fat content of 48%; and,
4. Not served more than 5 years in prison for child sexual abuse...

[Organic Panic]

What a crappy job...

[njslim]

The mission will be lead by Captain Dingleberry.

Piloting the ship USS BIDET .........