OK, I posted this for the sophomoric humor that I know will follow.
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To: crusty old prospector
2 posted on
08/18/2023 2:30:51 PM PDT by
The Iceman Cometh
(Casey DeSantis? No thanks. I've already voted for too many Bushes.)
To: crusty old prospector
After they studied Uranus, they didn’t find shit.
To: crusty old prospector
I’m here for the sophomoric humor and I’m not disappointed.
To: crusty old prospector
To: crusty old prospector
NASA asks for help studying Uranus First space and now proctology?
8 posted on
08/18/2023 2:33:39 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
To: crusty old prospector
NASA can study its own body parts.
9 posted on
08/18/2023 2:34:09 PM PDT by
cgbg
(Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
To: crusty old prospector
maybe Pete Buttigieg can help them, certainly he is qualified
10 posted on
08/18/2023 2:35:51 PM PDT by
algore
To: crusty old prospector
Neptune, OK, but that’s IT!
To: crusty old prospector
Because the spacecraft has passed the orbit of both planets, the images will be taken from "behind," Neptune from behind? I don't get it.
15 posted on
08/18/2023 3:15:36 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
To: crusty old prospector
They’re not going to find out very much without some probing.
16 posted on
08/18/2023 3:16:28 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: crusty old prospector
It won’t be NASA doing the study, it will be the IRS.
17 posted on
08/18/2023 3:22:02 PM PDT by
glorgau
To: crusty old prospector
…And as soon as I saw the topic, I knew it was going to go there.
18 posted on
08/18/2023 3:22:33 PM PDT by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: crusty old prospector
They should hire my GI doc…
19 posted on
08/18/2023 3:24:21 PM PDT by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: crusty old prospector
Take a Look, It's In a Book
20 posted on
08/18/2023 3:27:17 PM PDT by
Bounced2X
(Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
To: crusty old prospector
“They changed the name from Uranus to end that stupid joke once and for all.
“What’d they change it to?”
“Urectum.”
21 posted on
08/18/2023 3:27:55 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
To: crusty old prospector
Why don’t they ask Mayor Pete for help?
23 posted on
08/18/2023 3:34:22 PM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: crusty old prospector
There is a reason only one planet uses a variation of its Greek name, and all the rest are Roman names.
To: crusty old prospector
OK, I posted this for the sophomoric humor that I know will follow. No $#!+? That's why I'm here!
27 posted on
08/18/2023 3:52:25 PM PDT by
null and void
(It's 10 o'clock, does the president know where he is?)
To: crusty old prospector
[NASA asks for help studying Uranus...]
Jim ‘Wash Out’ Pfaffenbach:
“It’s my eyes. I’ve got walleye-vision.”
Pete ‘Dead Meat’ Thompson:
“Isn’t there something that can be done?”
Jim ‘Wash Out’ Pfaffenbach:
“Well, there’s a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they’ve got to go in through the rectum. Ain’t no man going to take that route with me!”
30 posted on
08/18/2023 3:58:46 PM PDT by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
To: crusty old prospector
32 posted on
08/18/2023 4:01:18 PM PDT by
Adder
(End fascism...defeat all Democrats.)
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