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The Babylon Bee Writers Are Going On Strike - Here Are Our Demands
the babylon bee ^
| Sept. 29 2023
| the Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/30/2023 11:16:17 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38
Hook up the Self-Destruct Button to Something.
Permit blaster targeting selector switch to be something other than “random”.
Put something in the trap door pit other than cockroaches.
Enough with the ‘stapler in lemon jello’ gag.
Venomous snakes are not acceptable service animals. Neither are sea urchins or Lionfish.
Enough with the ‘sea urchin in lemon jello’ gag.
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posted on
09/30/2023 2:12:53 PM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
To: xp38
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posted on
09/30/2023 2:40:10 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(I will stand for truth even if I stand alone.)
To: Openurmind
I wonder how many times these writers remember a joke later on in the day or week, and then start laughing out loud, with people passing by looking at them strangely.
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posted on
09/30/2023 5:54:44 PM PDT
by
7thson
(I've got a seat at the big conference table! I'm gonna paint my logo on it!)
To: xp38
I remember when Yuban coffee was actually good.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
“Listicle” is a new word for me as well.
We see so many of these—and most of them are really dumb and often wrong on many levels.
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posted on
09/30/2023 6:01:08 PM PDT
by
cgbg
("Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud.)
To: stevio
Or the Onion 20 years ago.
To: cgbg
“most of them are really dumb and often wrong on many levels.”
No kidding! This one is horrible.
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posted on
09/30/2023 7:46:57 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
To: Liz
I thought you would like it.
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posted on
09/30/2023 8:54:15 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(MSNBC bimbos and pretentious 'men': "THE ELITE " ARE NOT "THE 1%". MAGA's not Marxist/Class envy..)
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