Two mosquitoes in Louisiana are looking for a meal when they spy a guy by Lake Pontchartrain fishing. They swoop down together, grab him, and fly off. One says to the other, “Let’s take him to the bayou where we can enjoy our meal.” The other one says, “No way, the big ones will just take him away from us.”
LOL These people that come up with these scary tactics apparently don't know or care how much they're laughed at.
State bird of Alaska.