“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
Still the funniest news report ever. To be fair, turkeys aren’t exactly flightless birds, but distance is not their friend.
Domestic turkeys can’t really fly, so yeah, throw them out of a helicopter, they’re gonna hit the ground.
I mentioned seeing wild turkeys flying because there are some ‘experts’ who have said wild turkeys can’t fly, they just glide down out of trees. Nope, they can move along.